A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front
of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Tony Blair`s clock?" asked the man.
"Blair`s clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."
2007-02-13 02:23:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok joke
2007-02-13 02:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, good choice using Tony Blair.
2007-02-13 10:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by Nicolette G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-13 10:28:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I give it an 8/10.
2007-02-13 18:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet joke. the good ones are those such as this where the names can be adapted to suit the individual....good choice with blair though
2007-02-13 10:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!oh that is 1 of the best jokes ive ever heard,thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-02-13 13:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by brefbaybay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY VERY VERY FUNNY I LIKED THAT
THE CLOCK GOES FASTER AND FASTER BECAUSE BLAIR LIES ALOT
THANKS FOR MAKING ME REALLT LAUGH THAT WAS GOOD
TELL ME MORE JOKES LIKE THAT
2007-02-13 10:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know who tony blair is but its still funny
2007-02-13 10:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by dangel6667 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-13 13:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but very cute.
2007-02-13 10:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
Tink x
2007-02-13 12:33:00 · answer #11 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋