A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they
made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his
clothes,
he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the
grass and dirt.Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into
his
shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he
entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary
and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't
wake
up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You liar! You've been playing golf!".
2007-02-11
04:12:45
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