A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they
made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his
clothes,
he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the
grass and dirt.Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into
his
shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he
entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary
and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't
wake
up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You liar! You've been playing golf!".
2007-02-11 04:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, that was great, A star for you!
2007-02-11 04:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! 15/10
2007-02-17 23:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha.
2007-02-11 12:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gonna need to give his secretary a raise...
2007-02-11 13:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is funny
2007-02-11 12:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey at least he confessed she didn't have to belive him
2007-02-15 22:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....thats great...what a smart guy
2007-02-11 13:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-02-11 12:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a nice 1 keep it up ...............
2007-02-18 03:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-11 12:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by piggylover_850 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋