A guy heard from his doctor that m*sturb*ting before sex could help him last longer. So he decided to try it.
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, so he thought about the restroom but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured he might get mugged.
Finally, he was inspired. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the road, got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to m*sturb*te, closed his eyes & thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to org*sm, he felt a quick tug on the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the org*sm, he kept his eyes shut and said, "What?"
"This is the police. What's going on here?" Came the reply
"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Said the man
2007-02-07
21:40:10
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