A guy heard from his doctor that m*sturb*ting before sex could help him last longer. So he decided to try it.
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, so he thought about the restroom but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured he might get mugged.
Finally, he was inspired. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the road, got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to m*sturb*te, closed his eyes & thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to org*sm, he felt a quick tug on the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the org*sm, he kept his eyes shut and said, "What?"
"This is the police. What's going on here?" Came the reply
"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Said the man
2007-02-07 21:40:10 · 10 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well sir, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago." Said the policeman
2007-02-07 21:40:45 · update #1
HAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!!
2007-02-08 00:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodness gracious me! That's the most embarassing thing i've ever heard. Good joke: 10/10!!!
2007-02-07 21:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1!
2007-02-07 21:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
2007-02-07 21:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by blue1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is a classic....love it...lol
2007-02-07 21:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great
2007-02-07 22:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
ooooh *busted*!!
2007-02-07 21:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-02-07 22:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v.funny - LMSMAO
2007-02-07 21:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....................blased"""""""
2007-02-07 21:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋