All categories - 5 February 2007

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

2007-02-05 01:21:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 01:21:27 · 7 answers · asked by lively 2 in Physics

Okay so I have been talking to this guy for like three months now, and we have hung out alot, and we talk on the phone every night. My birthday was the 15th, and he came to dinner with me and my whole family and he brought me roses. Well we had sex for the first time last saturday, the 27th. After we had sex, he held me and kissed me and said that I was awesome. The last time I talked to him was Wednesday, now he won't answer my phone call or call me back, so I just quit calling him. What is his deal? He told me I was beautiful and how much he liked me everyday, and now this?

2007-02-05 01:21:25 · 9 answers · asked by spoiledrottenchica1987 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-05 01:21:16 · 17 answers · asked by Veronica 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I am looking for movie theaters in the Chicagoland area that offer daytime movie showings where parents are encouraged to bring their babies/young children. AMC/Loews used to have this program, but discontinued it. Does anyone know of another movie chain that offers these showings?

2007-02-05 01:21:12 · 3 answers · asked by MMK 3 in Chicago

daycare. We have always made an effort to work seperate shifts or get help from her grandparents if we needed a babysitter. I am absolutley terrified of her going to school. We are very close and I feel like something is going to happen to her at school, on the bus, etc. Is this normal fear or am I being silly. I have considered homeschooling her but I do not want her to miss out on sports,friends, etc. How do I let her know that school is a good thing when I am feeling what I feel about it?

2007-02-05 01:21:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

I have heard that it is best to exercise is in the morning before breakfast. I have also heard that the best time is at night so that your body still metabolizes while you are sleeping.
Does anyone know and what are the reasons?
Thank You...

2007-02-05 01:21:10 · 5 answers · asked by Heather 5 in Diet & Fitness

thinking about going into wedding stationary but would you find it a bonus if a place that made invitations was linked to a florist and the price of your stationary was budgeted in with the flowers? or you recieved your favours as well in the same price?

2007-02-05 01:21:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

if so, which are the best ones, what equipment do i need, and how do i go about doing it? (cheaply!) thanks very much.

by the way, the kitchen gets the sun all day.

2007-02-05 01:21:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

Texans are very smart
Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his
way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy: "The artificial
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a
nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the
fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of
cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him: "This is the one..... right
here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains
very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns to walk
away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants
on......"

2007-02-05 01:20:57 · 14 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

my 6oyfriend is serving a likely 5 years in prison... I want to stay with him. Logically it makes more sense to leave him, but i do love him and my heart tells me to wait for him. I know I'm capable of staying faithful. obviously its a matter of opinion but what should I do?

2007-02-05 01:20:54 · 5 answers · asked by stnqb529 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

As before, This Newspaper has begun a campaign to Gordon Brown on our behalf, to scrap this unjust tax.

Add the price of your property, to your savings including, PEPS and ISA’s.
Add on the price of all goods in your ownership. Amounts exceeding £285,000, will be taxed, at 40% on your death.

Blair receives regular updates on the number of protests, on this wesite as votes for its abolishment arrive in Downing Street.

Within a few days, the Downing Street website to scrap this unfair tax has become one of the fastest growing ever, on the Downing Street website.

1/ Go to the daily Express website at www.express.co.uk/inheritance and click on the flashing link to the Downing Street petition

2/When the petition appears, fill in your details. Then, answer the confirmation Email, that will be sent to you moments later.

This petition is said to be one of the most important political campaigns of the year.

Have you joined it?

2007-02-05 01:20:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in United Kingdom

I'm I allowed to Deduct Exemptions like state tax from our main income. Or should I be using only the 104OEx form.

2007-02-05 01:20:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

It is no questions that humans play a full roll in global warming and its fatal results for the planet. What can be done about it to undo what's done? Nothing says a scientist. Everyone should cooperate say other scientists.

But what can really be done to stop the trend or even slow it down a bit? Can we replace the rivers we've destroyed? Can we rebuilt the mountains removed to make way for cement?

Can we destroy all the concrete that is covering the earth's pores to allow the earth to breathe again? Can we re-install all the earth properties that were there but disappeared when we started pouring concrete all over the face of the earth?

Can we go back to horse and carriage? Will this reverse the mass destruction of mother earth in the long run? Can we not take too long to study these questions because it is getting too late perhaps?

Can the different governments think about the future of humanity and react positively?

Answers accepted also at: elbohemio724@yahoo.com

2007-02-05 01:20:47 · 17 answers · asked by Louiesito 2 in Environment

Explain some strategies plze

2007-02-05 01:20:43 · 2 answers · asked by March Madness 5 in Video & Online Games

2007-02-05 01:20:38 · 12 answers · asked by Baxter's Dad 3 in Martial Arts

In the way that flies do on car windscreens?

2007-02-05 01:20:36 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm far sighted so I wear them all the time, sometimes I wear my contacts.

2007-02-05 01:20:36 · 37 answers · asked by Adriana 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just started using utorrent and it says at the speed guide that my port is not open. How does one know what port is open and what number?

My logger states that it can't map the upnp port.

2007-02-05 01:20:34 · 2 answers · asked by dolphin18paradise 1 in Other - Computers

2007-02-05 01:20:23 · 8 answers · asked by lively 2 in Physics

i need name of song and name of artist

2007-02-05 01:20:22 · 1 answers · asked by SMilEy 1 in Music

I was getting dressed for work this morning and I put the TV on.

There was this dude with his merry band of *ahem* prophets (Including Rev. Run) sitting by telephones waiting for you to call and get your reading.

I was just wondering if they are the real God-authorized, version of phone-psychics. Kinda like how Jesus was a God-authorized magician.

2007-02-05 01:20:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i was just wanting to know, i dont think no one know's that answer except some one that studies the stars! please no stupid answers

2007-02-05 01:20:16 · 1 answers · asked by mrs.know_it_all@wishuwereme.com 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Sometimes when I have gas bubbles in my gut, it feels like a sharp knife, and it gets more intense and more intense to where i actually start whining... I just get scared becaue I imagine it like, when you blow up a balloon and put too much air in, and it pops... can gas cause damage if there is too much?

2007-02-05 01:20:16 · 3 answers · asked by Pook 2 in Other - Health

What should I do?

2007-02-05 01:20:08 · 10 answers · asked by Mrs. Shrek 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 01:19:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-05 01:19:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I want a terrier dog but I don't know which one to get. I want a terrier that is good with strangers,children and older people. I don't want a terrier that shed's alot and dosen't yapp alot. I don't want a terrier that has too much hair. Which terrier should I get?

2007-02-05 01:19:45 · 14 answers · asked by Dimitrius L 2 in Dogs