Texans are very smart
Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his
way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy: "The artificial
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a
nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the
fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of
cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him: "This is the one..... right
here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains
very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns to walk
away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants
on......"
2007-02-05 01:20:57 · 14 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
2007-02-06 15:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-02-05 01:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not native Texans, transplants from Oklahoma.
2007-02-05 01:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! 10/10
2007-02-05 01:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by twinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. a wee star from me. il pass that one on.
2007-02-05 01:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!Lol!
2007-02-05 01:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jade22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent very funny
2007-02-05 01:28:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-02-08 13:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by rocker_chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-05 02:41:40 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-05 01:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋