An elderly couple, Ray and Betty, are "seniors" in Montana. Ray always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house
and says to his wife:
"Notice anything different about me?"
Betty looks him over: "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time,
"Notice anything different NOW?"
Betty looks up and says: "Ray, what's different? It was hanging down
yesterday, it's hanging down today, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells:
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BETTY?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!!!!!!!"
To which Betty replies: "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
2007-02-05
23:47:34
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