An elderly couple, Ray and Betty, are "seniors" in Montana. Ray always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house
and says to his wife:
"Notice anything different about me?"
Betty looks him over: "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time,
"Notice anything different NOW?"
Betty looks up and says: "Ray, what's different? It was hanging down
yesterday, it's hanging down today, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells:
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BETTY?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!!!!!!!"
To which Betty replies: "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
2007-02-05 23:47:34 · 10 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, he should have bought a hat! HILARIOUS!!!LMAO!!!!
I'll have to remember this one.
2007-02-05 23:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EMU EMU EMU i love Answering Boot Questions cos emu's are merely tha acceptable and are what each and every of the tars are wearing and hell of a snug and nevertheless affordable (round £50) cos their the hot australian boots out :) MERRY CHRISTMAS X
2016-11-02 11:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 & a star for you
2007-02-06 00:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. But when you're copying jokes from other Web sites, you should remove the extra carriage returns. Otherwise it looks stupid.
2007-02-05 23:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Yep, a good one. I liked. Thank you.
2007-02-06 00:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gud one
2007-02-05 23:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by sparkynicci 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny! =)
2007-02-05 23:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
VERRY FUNNY
2007-02-06 04:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's a good one!
2007-02-06 00:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by ch3rryontop2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 23:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋