An old couple were celebrating its 50th wedding anniversary, for that reason they decided to return to the small town where they met.
When they got there, got into a café and Seated next to them was the local policeman smiling looking at the couple speaking.
-Do you remember the first time we made the love? , It was on that meadow across the road, remember when I hold you against the grate.
Why we don’t we do it again for old times?
They left the coffee shop and crossed the road to the meadow. The policeman smiled, thinking of how romantic they were, and that it would be a good idea to watch-out for them, just in case they needed any help.
The old man grabbed as soon as they got naked and pushed her against the grate. The policeman, that continued watching, could not believe what he was watching. With the vitality of a youngster, the woman moved violently up and down, while the husband moved like a savage as if he was having a convulsion. They continued like that for a good while until both fell to the ground, totally exhausted.
Later the policeman approached the couple and told them:
-It has been the beautiful form of love making that I have ever seen in my life... You must had been a very wild couple when you were youngsters
-Not really - the old man said - When we were youngsters, that bloody grate wasn’t electric.
2007-02-03
03:45:46
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