All categories - 25 January 2007

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
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2007-01-25 23:50:31 · 19 answers · asked by FranzeL 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Heres the thing, shes in a nursing home, she'll be 91 this year, its costing her $4,000.00 a month! She begs( aunt Mary) her daughter, to take her back home every nite,(her house is paid for) she has sum memory loss, needs constant supervision, due to her being off balance when she walks, she has in the past fallen ALOT!!! Aunt Mary asked me to move in there with her an take care of her...I think I'll have the weekends off... Im just stuck on how much i should get paid!!! Please HELP!!!! Kelle*

2007-01-25 23:50:10 · 18 answers · asked by kellylewis652000 3 in Family

2007-01-25 23:50:07 · 2 answers · asked by rolly 1 in Engineering

Since you can hit someone in the head, with a clawhammer, and kill them, shouldn't we register all of them, with the government??? ~ You might want to take a really close look at the possible uses of screwdrivers, too!!!! ~ makes about as much sense, as the registering of other tools, shuch as guns, which are tools for the launching of lead pellets, right???

Doc

P.S. ~ Never own a gun with numbers on it; I don't!!!

2007-01-25 23:50:04 · 5 answers · asked by Arbuckle Doc 3 in Politics

2007-01-25 23:50:03 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 23:50:00 · 2 answers · asked by rabindranath c 1 in Books & Authors

what is an Iris Giclee (jee-clay) anyway

2007-01-25 23:49:36 · 1 answers · asked by ytamarsiani40 2 in Other - Visual Arts

The pilot on an aircraft tells the passangers all systems are down and the plane is going to crash in the middle of the ocean. The passengers all start screaming and crying, all hell breaks loose. Then this beautiful redhead strolls down to the front of the plane. Is there a man on board that can make me feel like a real woman one last time? She pouts.
Quick as a flash "Yes" from the back of the plane. Forward comes a wee fat Scottish middle aged balding guy. He starts climbing over seats and ripping off his shirt. He stops throws his shirt to her "Give that an iron for me".

2007-01-25 23:49:35 · 17 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Jokes & Riddles

my wife has been doing things behind my back and now she has opend a seperate bank account and a post office box what should i do

2007-01-25 23:49:12 · 34 answers · asked by not happy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-01-25 23:49:11 · 4 answers · asked by Angus E 1 in Computer Networking

2007-01-25 23:49:09 · 8 answers · asked by Audrey H 1 in Other - France

i have had a friend for about 6 or 7 years, and whille she is fun to be with, it can be one sided when issues come up. i have tried to talk to her to clarify things, just like in any friendship where things are said and misinterpreted. the last few times she has said "i dont have time for this ... I have a husband and a child" and that really made me think. we ALL have busy lives, single or married so what kind of comment is that?
the other day i got this long winded message on my machine that she has to talk to me about something, and yet she says "not that I really care what you think"
Personally i care about what my friends think, so that was a red flag.Why bring it up if you dont care???
I saw her at work yesterday and said what was that phone call about? "Oh its nothing serious, I'll call you tonight" she says. No phone call.
I feel a bit confused and moreso manipulated at this point.
If you have a problem, say it. Don't make it into a big production. Am I on track here?

2007-01-25 23:49:08 · 10 answers · asked by maggiemae821 3 in Friends

are miserable, sad or angry or that we are suffering in any way? I often get rediculous statements in answers from Christians such as this:
I just want to ask you one thing.. Are you happy? do you have peace and contentment.... I can promise you that you do not.. You are miserable.. Your hurt stems from your misery... Hope things work out for ya.. Good luck with the your "mission to enlighten Christians"
I kind of find this offensive I have survived 25 years without Jesus
What is up with this? My life is not miserable I am very content
& I rely only on myself to solve my problems. Perhaps you are all confused about Atheists & assume you can only be happy with Jesus on your side. Well I am sorry but you are dead wrong & honestly I just see your religion as a form of therapy I do not need.

2007-01-25 23:49:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-25 23:48:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was an article in the paper yesterday where they found out that some of the Jewish women in the concentration camps were forced to act as prostitutes for the slaves, 'to keep morale up'. My question - would it be unethical to write a work of literature on this event which has been submerged by history?

2007-01-25 23:48:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2007-01-25 23:48:39 · 12 answers · asked by viral_mehta35 1 in Singles & Dating

i just got an email from my dad this morning and a few lines made me think he really never wanted kids.
"you guys are my kids, a part of my life but not my life, i don't life for my kids, i live for me"

"it's your choice to be in my life now and if you ***** me over i can cut you out without missing a beat"

that's not how a father should think is it?

2007-01-25 23:48:37 · 11 answers · asked by Back*To*Me 4 in Family

We've been seeing each other for 5 months and his girlfriend has now left because of the affair. He lives about an hours drive away from me but he visits about 5 times a week and we speak almost everyday. Does he really have something for me? He actually confenced to her that he was seeing me and she has called me to ask about this but i told her that we where only friends. But now she knows the truth and she saya im naive...if i think that the guy is being true to me. Help im 22 and the guy is 28.

2007-01-25 23:48:15 · 7 answers · asked by Tumi 1 in Singles & Dating

What excursions were the best and what should I do myself

2007-01-25 23:48:13 · 3 answers · asked by rologirl 1 in Cruise Travel

I want to work with animals

Now and as an adult

Ideas?

2007-01-25 23:48:11 · 8 answers · asked by H M 1 in Other - Pets

She has not lost all her hair so just looking for alternatives to prevent all of it from falling.

2007-01-25 23:47:50 · 16 answers · asked by nutritionist34 1 in Cancer

I was just wondering, does anyone know the song that is played before Brett Lee starts his spell?

2007-01-25 23:47:36 · 6 answers · asked by fancy 1 in Cricket

2007-01-25 23:47:35 · 8 answers · asked by louise b 1 in Diet & Fitness

Do an older bird who has still got it but its starting to go, or a young bird whos never going to have it?

2007-01-25 23:47:33 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

can social security be added to your assets when going through a divorce? Is there really a monatary value that can be added to your income when setteling up what your partner will be able to claim in court?

2007-01-25 23:47:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Im a smoker,I've just returned home from eating a breakfast at our local cafe.
inside the cafe is a smoking section,this woman sat next to and started smoking and blowing smoke at me,while I was eating a breakfast,remember I smoke also,I politely asked her if she could blow her smoke the other way while I eat,she said if you don't like it you shouldn't come in here,I was furious,my timing was impeccable and I felt no embarrassment,she bent down to get her purse to pay for a cup of tea,so I stood up and f@rted in her face,she said you dirty b@sted,i said well I breathe in your smoke you can breath in my f@rts

2007-01-25 23:47:27 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-01-25 23:47:19 · 6 answers · asked by I'm Sparticus 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-25 23:47:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2007-01-25 23:47:18 · 15 answers · asked by Donna S 2 in Parenting

but I seem to have re occuring yeast infections!! i go to the dr every time and get prescription stregnth cream and a pill but every few weeks I have one again!! can anyone tell me why? yes I shower and change my panties dailey!

2007-01-25 23:47:17 · 8 answers · asked by nascar f 2 in Women's Health