The pilot on an aircraft tells the passangers all systems are down and the plane is going to crash in the middle of the ocean. The passengers all start screaming and crying, all hell breaks loose. Then this beautiful redhead strolls down to the front of the plane. Is there a man on board that can make me feel like a real woman one last time? She pouts.
Quick as a flash "Yes" from the back of the plane. Forward comes a wee fat Scottish middle aged balding guy. He starts climbing over seats and ripping off his shirt. He stops throws his shirt to her "Give that an iron for me".
2007-01-25 23:49:35 · 17 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sicko.........
2007-01-26 01:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 i give it a 5
2007-01-26 07:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
Would make me wanna get the iron and leave a little mark on his chest muahahaha
2007-01-26 08:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by mary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Ha Ha
2007-01-26 08:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny lol!! I love a joke that has a good twist!!!
2007-01-26 08:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good twist lol made me giggle. although not the best one iv heard lol
2007-01-26 07:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical !! Very good
2007-01-26 07:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely
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2007-01-26 08:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..not the best but still amusing
2007-01-26 07:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by Sled Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-26 07:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by courious soul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one!!!
2007-01-26 08:27:26 · answer #11 · answered by Boo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋