All categories - 25 January 2007

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.? "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees".

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.? We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance.? However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly.? "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four
weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!"

2007-01-25 22:00:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 22:00:09 · 9 answers · asked by SuperSkinny 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If you were told that you are going to loose your memory but you have the chance to pick only one solid memory (any kind of event etc.) which you will remember and forget everything else, what would that memory be ?

Think: You will remember nothing except for that one memory. You will remember no one except for the people in that specific memory.

To answer this question you will have to think who are the people you care about most, the ones you are willing to forget everyone else for. The memory you would never replace for anything in this world.

2007-01-25 22:00:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I am not acting like a kiwi i am acting like someone else i am a kiwi i am born in new zealand hwo do i act like i was born in new zealand?

2007-01-25 21:59:54 · 6 answers · asked by new zealand researcher 1 in Other - Australia

I'm blonde, slim with a pretty decent figure ive also got a university degree so dumb I aint but just can't seem to find the right guy! they either don't take me seriously and try treating me like a toddler or I just attract the bad guy type who want to control me and punch me in the face! what am I doing Wrong?

2007-01-25 21:59:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-01-25 21:59:48 · 13 answers · asked by tony t 1 in Other - Diseases

on and where can I find It. Thanks

2007-01-25 21:59:44 · 4 answers · asked by bty937915 4 in Software

I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 5 month. She says I'm the one and talks about moving in with me. But there is this guy who's her coworker. Everyday whenever she doesn't have work to do, she spends several hours at his room/cubicle. At first the guy said he was just a friend but started gradually touching her kneecaps,wrists,waist. Sometimes at lunchbreak he would take her to a cafe and pay for the food. He would tell her cheesy metaphors about himself that could be interpreted different ways and she would keep thinking about that and retell them to me. Later she admitted she was starting to develop feelings for the guy. Then she took a 20 days vacation from work and we had a great time together. When she went back to work she said she stopped being attracted to that guy and I shouldn't worry, even though the guy now offered to take "their relationship to the next level" and invited her to his place. She said "no", but she keeps hanging out with him

2007-01-25 21:59:37 · 5 answers · asked by Andrew J 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-25 21:59:33 · 10 answers · asked by deep in thought 4 in Words & Wordplay

2007-01-25 21:59:25 · 5 answers · asked by saau2003 3 in First Aid

2007-01-25 21:59:23 · 8 answers · asked by Maz 1 in Books & Authors

i read with amzement that the USA is actually classed as a third world country.I was also stunned me to hear this is being kept from the American people who are "none the wiser" about this.The reason for this is the American government are force-feeding them burgers and junkfood, making them watch editing news footage of war in Iraq and genrally treating them like robots.I mean, we know they are gullible a the best of times but this is inhumane. Americans please see the light !!!!!

2007-01-25 21:59:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I am out of a 10 year relationship (since I was 17) and have been dating "mr. new" for a while now. We are about to "seal the deal", any ideas on how I can rock his world. I have only been with a small handful of guys. I am confident in myself but think I may be lacking in the creativity department. Any suggestions?

2007-01-25 21:59:23 · 4 answers · asked by lustful TR 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-25 21:59:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

He looks like his double, i love him anyway but am i lucky or what??

2007-01-25 21:59:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

We are producing tomato puree and we want to add Forced circular double effect evaporator in our factory for producing tomato paste. We are looking for the equipment either used / new and process

2007-01-25 21:58:49 · 1 answers · asked by Murty 1 in Engineering

2007-01-25 21:58:46 · 11 answers · asked by ck 5 in Polls & Surveys

Going for a short break in Barcelona Sunday-Tues..Anyone know of any clubs bars that will be busy sunday/monday night..preferably places that play house music??

2007-01-25 21:58:44 · 2 answers · asked by cali lowrider 1 in Catalunya

We have a small bedroom and if we close the door when we go to bed, in the morning the air becomes very stale. Also, during the night the cat scratches at the door and wakes both of us up. What can be done?

2007-01-25 21:58:32 · 21 answers · asked by cdemartell01 1 in Cats

I married my husband three years ago, he is an American citizen.
We lived first abroad, for one year, then we moved to the US.
When time came to remove conditions on my premanent residency, and file I715, he filed it and gave the address of the correspondence as his work.
Then he gave me a NOA , which said that my card was extended for one year, employment and travelling authorized.
He did not give me any other papers: the letter which asked me to go to biometric appointment, and others.
I thought that we were waiting to hear from immigration again, as it said on my NOA and did nothing.
I am 6 months pregnant.
All the time since I entered the US he performed fiancial operations, using my name, for there is a larger profit for investotrs who are not US citizen in off shore areas where he invests.
He used my name on alll his transactions.
Then he announced to me that he wanted a divorce and showed me filed for the paper that my case was dropped, and it dated of

2007-01-25 21:58:27 · 3 answers · asked by no t 1 in Immigration

2007-01-25 21:58:12 · 9 answers · asked by dieseldick3408 2 in Mathematics

All UK homes for sale from June will require an inspection, I hear there is a huge shortage of Inspectors. Does anyone know if this is worth going into?

2007-01-25 21:57:59 · 6 answers · asked by thebigkahuna 4 in Careers & Employment

2007-01-25 21:57:40 · 6 answers · asked by maureen p 1 in Quotations

2007-01-25 21:57:35 · 5 answers · asked by The Lion of Judah 1 in Religion & Spirituality

i plan to get an industrial, i heard that the pressure on the holes is common and makes it heal slow, i was wondering if when i get it pierced it i can have the piercer put in a PTFE flexible barbell? i know it is bad to use externaly threaded, and the PTFE is, but i heard many good things about these, like they reduce the pain, and pressure. if i do get one of these, will it allow the holes to migrate? also im concidering an orbital instead, are thoes lessy picky? i mean are they less stress to the ear, and heal faster, and hurt less?

2007-01-25 21:57:32 · 3 answers · asked by Kane69 3 in Fashion & Accessories

I'm tired of the music I've bin listening to....
I need new music!!!
Thanx

*mwah*

2007-01-25 21:57:18 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Original equation given to graph is:
z = √(x^2 + y^2)

I squared both sides to get:
z^2 = x^2 + y^2

I subtract z^2 from both sides to get all variables on the same side and I get:
x^2 + y^2 - z^2 = 0

Can this be graphed? I'm wanting to answer this question as the graph "DNE" (does not exist). Is that right, or am I totally missing something here?
If I did traces, the equations would all still equal zero ...
So would this 'graph' then just be a point (the origin) instead of DNE?

Thank you for your time and help. :)

2007-01-25 21:57:11 · 2 answers · asked by PuzzledStudent 2 in Mathematics

I was trying to find the answer in Consumer Reports in one of their recent camera evaluations but they didn't explain it

2007-01-25 21:57:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

This morning as i was walking into the reception area @ work , i put my bag through security check & there was someone closely behind me & i turned around & it was this really cute guy our eyes locked for a second & we had this moment that just gave me butterflies. The bad part is i probably will never talk to him but the moment made my day:-)

2007-01-25 21:57:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating