Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.? "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.? We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance.? However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly.? "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four
weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!"
2007-01-25 22:00:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a manager and I take strong exception to this joke. Is that why I have so much time to loaf around here?
2007-01-25 22:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by X factor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hate to think of them! It sounds kinda dumb that people like that are actually present on earth! And they are definetly unfunny. Well, cannibal jokes can be humorous as long as they are not true. I mean just thinking about them give chills. But when it comes to reality cannibals are nasty creatures. They can't be called humans in any sense as they are so deadly and freak you out! They might have come from some other planet! To be serious, I believe there is dark secret history behind them. Try to find the history of them from book or net source.
2007-01-26 00:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by glossy div@ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Thanks! Now I have another cannibal joke to add to my others. (Small list).
What do cannibals get when they're late for lunch?
The cold shoulder.
Two cannibals capture and cook a missionary, they each start at an end when he's fully cooked. One cannibal say, "Man, I'm having a ball!" The other one replied, "Well slow down! I'm not past the neck yet!"
Hear about the cannibal that passed a missionary in the jungle.....
2007-01-25 23:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-25 22:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is brilliant, I give you a 10/10!
2007-01-25 22:14:10 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-01-25 22:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-25 22:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was the funniest thing ever you joke king
2007-01-25 22:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I vote funny
2007-01-25 22:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-25 22:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋