A cows pack looks so inviting as you cross those green country fields so in july last year I dared my 14 year old niece to take her shoes off and step in a cows pack. Guess what! she refused, so I took off my shoes and showed how it was done. It was quiet fresh and my toes and feet sunk into the gooee mess. After proving myself I then reminded my neice that I was six foot four and built like a brick wall and ordered her to to remove her shoes and do likewise, Guess what! she refused, It was time to show who was boss. ''Ok then'' I said and walked up to her while she was screaming about the smell of my feet. I grabbed her took her shoes off and plummeted her into the mire. My wfe then joined in on my neice's side causing me and my neice to fall into several other cow packs causing us to become covered head to toe. Do you think that was immature of my wife to cause such an occurance?. luckely there was a stream near by. My car stank for days after.
2007-01-20
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