A cows pack looks so inviting as you cross those green country fields so in july last year I dared my 14 year old niece to take her shoes off and step in a cows pack. Guess what! she refused, so I took off my shoes and showed how it was done. It was quiet fresh and my toes and feet sunk into the gooee mess. After proving myself I then reminded my neice that I was six foot four and built like a brick wall and ordered her to to remove her shoes and do likewise, Guess what! she refused, It was time to show who was boss. ''Ok then'' I said and walked up to her while she was screaming about the smell of my feet. I grabbed her took her shoes off and plummeted her into the mire. My wfe then joined in on my neice's side causing me and my neice to fall into several other cow packs causing us to become covered head to toe. Do you think that was immature of my wife to cause such an occurance?. luckely there was a stream near by. My car stank for days after.
2007-01-20 21:42:17 · 12 answers · asked by Redmonk 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its true honestly, I now cal my neice pops'y and my wife 'pack it up' we don't have bull sh?t in our house.
2007-01-20 22:56:56 · update #1
I think you have changed the story entirely !
It must have happened like this-
You along with your niece were on a walk..... suddenly u came across a thing lying on the ground... on closer examination too u could not make out what it actually was.... so u took some of it in your hand and smelled it as if you are a connoisseur.... were not sure still .... then you tatsed it ....... and then u said....
THANK GOD I DID NOT STEP INTO IT .... IT WAS SH*T.
2007-01-20 22:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by profeSSSSor 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bull is a male bovine, a cow is a female bovine. Age is more of a factor in taste than gender. Other species also use bull and cow for gender determination. Moose, elephants and whales are some examples.
2016-05-24 04:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Hindu can answer it well as Hindus smear cow pack daily and clean themselves by cows dung. As per their religion cow's dung makes them pure.
2007-01-20 22:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ishfaq A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cow's pack is squishy and bull's sh?t is hard. Does it matter, NO
2007-01-20 21:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by CHAVS MUST DIE 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cow packs take time to dry
like all bull s..... it is hard from the start
2007-01-20 22:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by Wicked 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just think that their might be something wrong with you. :0) I've also called them cow pats all my life.So their might be something wrong with me aswell!!
2007-01-20 22:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The difference is what you stepped in and what you are saying!!
2007-01-20 21:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by reggie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats bull sh*t
2007-01-20 22:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by cherry 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dunno, but why do cows leave patties, horses leave nuggets, rabbits leave pellets, birds leave white out, fish eat theirs, and humans leave turds.
2007-01-20 21:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have eaten some i hear its quite yummy
2007-01-20 21:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋