A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring a lazy cajun..."
He decided to set a test for Boudreaux, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without any problems.
The boss asked , "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy," and draws three oak trees.
The boss, "What the hell's that?”
Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n' tree 'n' tree makes nine."
The boss says,
"Fair enough." "Second question, same rules, but this time represent 99."
Boudreaux makes a smudge on each tree.
""How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux says,
"Each tree is dirty now! so it's dirty tree, 'n' dirty tree, 'n' dirty tree...dat's 99!"
The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, & says,
"All right, same rules, this time represent the number 100."
Boudreaux then makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and say,
"Dere ya go, 100."
" Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred."
Boudreaux points to the marks at the tree bases, and says,
"A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got,
dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, an dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred! So when can I start workin'?
2007-01-20
23:54:32
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