A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring a lazy cajun..."
He decided to set a test for Boudreaux, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without any problems.
The boss asked , "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy," and draws three oak trees.
The boss, "What the hell's that?”
Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n' tree 'n' tree makes nine."
The boss says,
"Fair enough." "Second question, same rules, but this time represent 99."
Boudreaux makes a smudge on each tree.
""How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux says,
"Each tree is dirty now! so it's dirty tree, 'n' dirty tree, 'n' dirty tree...dat's 99!"
The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, & says,
"All right, same rules, this time represent the number 100."
Boudreaux then makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and say,
"Dere ya go, 100."
" Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred."
Boudreaux points to the marks at the tree bases, and says,
"A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got,
dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, an dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred! So when can I start workin'?
2007-01-20 23:54:32 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An oldie but a goodie (tell me more)
2007-01-21 00:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by fredm65 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure like that Boudreaux. Why is it in reality the clever ones are seldom in charge?
2007-01-28 23:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by s h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is extremely funny.
As soon as I read it, I printed it to give to my son who was going to bed so he could have something nice to read before sleeping, something different from the homework he's been doing all night (he's very good at math too so I am sure he will appreciate it)
Thanks
2007-01-28 23:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow !!! You have scored 100/100 for that one.
How???
Dirty tree an' a durt + Dirty tree an' a durt + Dirty tree an' a durt
An' u tot my mats' so poor o' wat!!
Lovely... Keep it up.
2007-01-21 08:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, yes I wanna hire him too.
He can't say no, because his own room
is ready, complete with everything,
and from those trees, I have a ready made
special chair : :called "electric chair"
2007-01-21 08:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amusing lol
2007-01-26 11:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i consider myself a connoisseur and i give it a 9 out of 10! good one! :)
2007-01-21 08:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was really good. Keep going.
2007-01-21 11:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cant beat the irish
2007-01-28 15:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one, thank you for the laugh, i liked that =]
2007-01-21 08:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋