All categories - 17 January 2007

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.



WHAT SHOULD YOU GIVE A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
A WOMAN TO SHOW HIM HOW TO WORK IT



WHY DON'T MEN HAVE MID-LIFE CRISES?
THEY STAY STUCK IN ADOLESCENCE



HOW IS BEING AT THE SINGLES BAR DIFFERENT FROM GOING TO THE CIRCUS?

AT THE CIRCUS THE CLOWNS DON'T TALK



WHAT MAKES MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING?

THE SAME URGE THAT MAKES DOGS CHASE CARS THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF DRIVING



WHY DO BACHELORS LIKE SMART WOMEN?
OPPOSITES ATTRACT



WHY ARE HUSBANDS LIKE LAWN MOWERS? THEY'RE HARD TO GET STARTED, EMIT FOUL ODORS, AND DON'T WORK HALF THE TIME



WHY DO MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT? BREASTS DON'T HAVE EYES



HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ONE.....MEN WILL SCREW ANYTHING

2007-01-17 07:46:44 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 07:46:37 · 14 answers · asked by mikey b 1 in Careers & Employment

I have a beautiful Bonsai tree that is 25 years old. I was told to put it in a bright place and water once a week. I did but obviously watering it once a week wasn't enough becuase it now looks dead. All the leaves have dried out and are falling off. I have tried giving it Bonsai treatment that you add to water and i am watering it everyday!! Any other ideas??? Help!

2007-01-17 07:46:35 · 11 answers · asked by Helen S 1 in Garden & Landscape

Seriously, it's getting me sick and tired. Meat eaters treat us like freaks from other planets. They act as if we have nothing better to do. A friend of mine is a vegetarian and the amount of hatred she gets for being one is.. I can say that if i would tell people i was one they would all look at me as if i had killed my best friend with a fork. I am a vegetarian for many reasons, i am probably the only one in my whole family and the only one counting up my relatives. I have a lot of respect for meat eaters, as long as they don't make fun of who i am. I have been one for four years and i haven't told many people about it. If i would i would get many questions of people asking me if i'm alright and how i get my proteins. My reasons for being one is because i want to save the planet this way, i don't like meat and i find it much healthier to eat vegetables anyway, i love animals by the way. But i just want to give a wake up call to meat eaters and show them we're human too!

2007-01-17 07:46:34 · 16 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Vegetarian & Vegan

I need to get study aids for this exam...anybody know where I can get them?

2007-01-17 07:46:30 · 1 answers · asked by christiansareawesome 4 in Higher Education (University +)

I was born 26 years ago, and my mother and father were both very ugly people, needless to say i am also a very ugly person. I am so ugly that one person on seeing me turned to stone.. I have come to terms with being ugly, but my girl freind who came runner-up in the miss world contest thinks a bit of cosmetic surgery would not go amiss..At the moment i go for a drink down the pub with a halloween mask on, because i get a lot of stick without the mask....also get some stick with it on ,especialy in the middle of summer...Now what i want to know is do i go under the knife or should i live with what nature as bestowed on me...Im basicly an happy chappie but there are times i get a little depressed......When i was a child my parents wanted to release me into the Amazon jungle, they thought i would be at home there,instead i went to Oxford university .. I await any sugestions

2007-01-17 07:46:30 · 15 answers · asked by cheltenham10.tripod.com 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-01-17 07:46:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Hi was just wondering if anyone new how much World War 2 Food Stamps are worth, i have a few never ever been used in mint condition, just curious as to how much they may be worth. I have been trying to find a web site that may be able to give prices but i dont seem to be getting anywhere.
Thankyou for your help

2007-01-17 07:46:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-01-17 07:46:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-17 07:46:24 · 6 answers · asked by Lorrane 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-01-17 07:46:15 · 5 answers · asked by 2 big 4 u 1 in Singles & Dating

Hi i was wondering if a digital camera needs a lot of equipmenti mean first its th camera, then the memory card and im guessing there a lot motre to it, what is a good brand? I have 160 dollars and im 12. I was gunna save it for college but... i really enjoy photography and im sure i can save up money for the future, although i dont want a cheap camera, i wantsomething like a fuji 5 or 6 mp. Is 160 dollars enough to buy all the equipment can someone state the best and how much it costs plus what are the equipments? What are some possible locations i can buy these products if u mention any?

2007-01-17 07:46:06 · 9 answers · asked by Sunshine 4 in Cameras

glass of water , a book , the tv on , snack ,or something else??

2007-01-17 07:46:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont know so I need your opinions. thanx

2007-01-17 07:46:02 · 13 answers · asked by Shawn Hornbeck 1 in Other - Politics & Government

This cat lie's in waiting. My friends dog trotted past a bush and the cat attacked the dog. His one eye was in shreds and his nose was torn open. Now my point is would that cat be destroyed, like if a dog attacked a cat it would probably be put to sleep. Am i wrong?? Just curious. TKU.

2007-01-17 07:46:02 · 15 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Cats

Does anyone know any credit cards companies or anyways to restablish my credit

2007-01-17 07:46:02 · 4 answers · asked by SALLY 2 in Credit

2007-01-17 07:46:02 · 13 answers · asked by S F 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I mean I learn a bunch of crap then like a month after the class I forget it! Plus it for other reasons.

2007-01-17 07:46:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

& smell the roses?

2007-01-17 07:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 07:45:57 · 3 answers · asked by Chidori Sasuke 1 in Games & Gear

Support it or not? Why?

2007-01-17 07:45:54 · 20 answers · asked by hichefheidi 6 in Politics

2007-01-17 07:45:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

cafes, shops , cinemas , market

2007-01-17 07:45:52 · 5 answers · asked by SHARON G 1 in Careers & Employment

I ve been going out with guy over a year i loved him so much and i still do.He ve been cheating on me twice once with his housemate he used to live.i get over it and i gave him another chance.Later he lost his job and he came up to me and asked me to live him in my house.So we started to leave together.But since that time he started to lie to me.He founded new job and even he wasn't working hes been saiyng hi does.Then he came up to me again and asked me to lend him some money 400 pounds.I never get them back.Then break up came for him it was easy he just packed his staff and left but what about me?i was in the pieces..i been doing very well since today.I vent to his house and we had a sex again.after that he told me he didn't even liked it.i came home in tears...what i should do to forget?i tried to delete his phone number but trouble is a do remember everything..Please help...

2007-01-17 07:45:52 · 6 answers · asked by tmskv 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-17 07:45:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in New York City

"I've been watching you Dad, ain't that cool, I'm your Buckaroo I want to be like you

2007-01-17 07:45:50 · 6 answers · asked by Curious57 1 in Music

What you do is go to different retail stores and restaurants and you rate how their service and/or product was by filling out a survey or writing a review.

2007-01-17 07:45:46 · 1 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Corporations

Looked like Dannielle pulled her boob out on purpose to me last night in that task and tried to make it look like the opposite.Why was she worried she posed topless in a magazine?! Was it because she didn't get paid?

2007-01-17 07:45:46 · 5 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Television

2007-01-17 07:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

just curious.....im straight....and there is a new show coming out on lifetime channel that has someone pick which one is gay, straight or taken...so its just a poll i am trying to take on answers

2007-01-17 07:45:42 · 6 answers · asked by beachnut222000 4 in Singles & Dating