How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
WHAT SHOULD YOU GIVE A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
A WOMAN TO SHOW HIM HOW TO WORK IT
WHY DON'T MEN HAVE MID-LIFE CRISES?
THEY STAY STUCK IN ADOLESCENCE
HOW IS BEING AT THE SINGLES BAR DIFFERENT FROM GOING TO THE CIRCUS?
AT THE CIRCUS THE CLOWNS DON'T TALK
WHAT MAKES MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING?
THE SAME URGE THAT MAKES DOGS CHASE CARS THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF DRIVING
WHY DO BACHELORS LIKE SMART WOMEN?
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
WHY ARE HUSBANDS LIKE LAWN MOWERS? THEY'RE HARD TO GET STARTED, EMIT FOUL ODORS, AND DON'T WORK HALF THE TIME
WHY DO MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT? BREASTS DON'T HAVE EYES
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ONE.....MEN WILL SCREW ANYTHING
2007-01-17 07:46:44 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe u need to get laid
2007-01-17 07:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Let me strike back for the rest of the men here:
Q - How many men does it take to open a beer?
A - None. It should be open when she brings it.
Q - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A - She starts be saying "A man once told me..."
Q - How do you fix a woman's watch?
A - You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q - Why do men fart more than women?
A - Women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q - Your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is screaming with arms full of groceries at the front door. Who do you let in first?
A - The dog. At least he'll shut up when you let him in.
Q - Why do most men die before their wives?
A - They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer-gut, and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
2007-01-17 07:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do male bankers make the best lovers
they know the penalties for any early withdrawal
what do a man and the tax office have in common ?
they're are both impossible to get through to when you want to talk
When do you care for a mans company ?
when he owns it !!
so remember this.................
its always darkest before dawn................, so if your going to steal your neighbours newspaper thats the time to do it !!!
2007-01-17 08:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tony a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-17 07:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by lmac009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny to bad some men are not secure enough to see the humor.
2007-01-17 08:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by crystalnc2007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the light bulb and the lawn mower.
2007-01-17 07:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Funny.
2007-01-17 07:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by bugzzie13th♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most are okay but I liked this one a lot:
HOW IS BEING AT THE SINGLES BAR DIFFERENT FROM GOING TO THE CIRCUS?
AT THE CIRCUS THE CLOWNS DON'T TALK
2007-01-17 07:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep. 8/10
How do you know these things about men? Have you been there?
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 09:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough to be dubbed funny
2007-01-17 07:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one tink and i must admit all true 10/10
2007-01-17 08:11:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋