All categories - 16 January 2007

2007-01-16 07:50:39 · 2 answers · asked by brianlees12 1 in Personal Finance

A vacuum salesman walks up to a door and knocks. A moment later a little old lady opens the door and yells, "Go away I am broke!" She starts to slam the door. Just then the salesman shoves in his foot. "Wait!", he says. He then proceeds to dump a big bag of horse manure on her hallway carpet. Then the salesman says, "I guarantee my vacuum will clean this entire pile of manure up, leaving no trace". The saleman pausing a bit then says, "If it doesn't, I will eat whatever is left over". The lady looks at him, smiles and says, " What part of broke don't you understand? My electricity has been shut off since yesterday".

2007-01-16 07:50:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please

2007-01-16 07:50:37 · 11 answers · asked by †ღChristian♥Girlღ† 2 in Homework Help

Here's my Picture:

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Why do people hate me because I am so beautiful? I think people are just so jealous of my looks. They are jealous because I have a wonderful boyfriend, and they are jealous that I work at Abercrombie & Fitch. Everyone wants to work at Abercrombie, and the one's who don't (can't) envy the one's who do. Thankfully I have many wonderful friends, but there are still so many people that hate me because of who I am. Being beautiful, smart and wealthy is something many people don't have. Maybe those that don't have that should stop being jealous and try to get that.

So why do these ugly, low life people have to hate me because I am beautiful and successful? Don’t you agree that people who are poor and ugly should stop hating the successful people, and maybe get their act together and try to be successful and maybe get some plastic surgery?

2007-01-16 07:50:34 · 32 answers · asked by Alyssa 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-01-16 07:50:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

2007-01-16 07:50:28 · 27 answers · asked by KINGPIN22 2 in Polls & Surveys

To live is to fight. To die is to rest" --Poet

"There is no greater war than the one waged within your soul" --Pastor

"We weren't born into a world. We were born into a battelfield"--Vietnam Veteran.

"Every breath a man takes is effort." Philosopher

2007-01-16 07:50:27 · 7 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1 in Philosophy

What do you really know about Ethiopia?

2007-01-16 07:50:27 · 4 answers · asked by TM 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-16 07:50:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:50:18 · 14 answers · asked by Paige2 3 in Television

If the childs dad has a girlfriend of many years should the child call the girlfriend mom. if it is a serious relationship. and is it right even if the child calls her mom on her own. was not told to should the child be corrected

2007-01-16 07:50:14 · 28 answers · asked by whynot 4 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Lately I've been having these periods of depression and euphoria that phase in and out. I don't mind the euphoria (obviously), but when I'm in one of my depression "phases" I literally am about to kill myself. I never feel very neutral anymore. And then all of a sudden I'm instantly in tears of joy, and I thank God for how wonderful my life is. Is it bipolar? Or is it just teenage hormones going crazy, like my mom tells me. I'm a 14 year old male.

2007-01-16 07:50:12 · 6 answers · asked by dgmulf 2 in Mental Health

2007-01-16 07:50:12 · 14 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:50:11 · 5 answers · asked by styles4u 4 in Mathematics

I have a question regarding my wifes ex-husband and his rights. I have been with my wife for 3 years now, she has a 7 year old son and a 6 year old son. Her ex-husband has not paid child support/called/birthday cards..NOTHING since they've been apart and recently he's been paying child support. He owes about $14,000 and has paid maybe $2,000 over the past 3 months. My wife is extremely upset because she thinks he's going to get the kids. My question is, does he now have rights to see the kids after being absent for so man years? They only know me as their dad and it would kill me and my wife to have them change the way they feel towards me because of this. Her ex-husband is not a good person and has threatened me a few times. I don't know what to do and unfortunately all of the attorneys in Virginia are wanting to charge $3,000 just to talk to us. Please, if there's anyone out there that can shed some light on this! Thanks!!!

2007-01-16 07:50:10 · 13 answers · asked by cbrkev98 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-01-16 07:50:09 · 2 answers · asked by skyler t 2 in Cancer

What is this brown looking sticky discharge stuff i sometimes get when wiping..its kind of tannish/brown color..

2007-01-16 07:50:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I am thinking about quiting my job becasue I hate it so much and I miss my son so much ... but I am scared becasue I dont think that we will have the money to support us.. What you guys think?? May be you guys can tell me some good website that I can look at to learn a little but more about home daycares... I will not be using DHS I hate them and I want to just watch maybe 3 or 4 kids at 20 dollars a day 5 days a week thats 300 or 400 a week so that it really good... Please help me what should I do??

2007-01-16 07:50:05 · 7 answers · asked by TalonsMomma 2 in Parenting

i need 10 communicable diseases none can be an std

2007-01-16 07:50:04 · 5 answers · asked by writerpoetnikki 1 in Infectious Diseases

I heard that kelly bundy gave you genital warts...that you graciously accepted them....and tkae turns counting them...is this true?

2007-01-16 07:50:03 · 5 answers · asked by meelee9532 1 in Polls & Surveys

I dont want to be mean or anything but i dont really want to hear god or jesus or anything like that. It won't help me. I just want to know what or who motivates you.Thanks.

2007-01-16 07:50:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Of course it would be strained but does it need to be refrigerated after use?

2007-01-16 07:49:55 · 20 answers · asked by Has Questions 1 in Cooking & Recipes

is there another out there where i can enjoy some good ole fashioned downloading?

2007-01-16 07:49:55 · 1 answers · asked by INFINITE CONSCIOUSNESS 5 in Software

Watched `Deal or no deal` today, and the TV winner was from there. Looked it up on google etc to no avail.

2007-01-16 07:49:54 · 4 answers · asked by Rose D 2 in Other - United Kingdom

A pyromanic by the name of Kit Russell lives in New York City (pre-9/11). After setting a house on fire with two people killed, Kit tells himself that he must cure his pyromania. He joins a volunteer fire department, thinking that it might cure his pyromania. Then the terroist attacks occur and Kit is called on scene and looks at this chaos and relizes (spelled wrong I know) that there is enough chaos in the world and he shouldn't add more to it and dies helping people out of the Twin Towers. How does it sound? Hardcore Opinons please I just loves thoughs.

2007-01-16 07:49:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Does anyone know the answer to this? Thank You everyone!

Restriction enzyme ecoRI cuts DNA strands, leaving ___ ends.

sticky

smooth

blunt

linked

2007-01-16 07:49:49 · 5 answers · asked by katerina 1 in Biology

...Or are they just being silly, trying to cause another round of irrational rioting with their latest protests.

2007-01-16 07:49:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

went all stroppy and asked us to identify ourselves or bring in our passports. We only wanted to know the amount we had, not draw any out, she didn't ask us all that when we paid in, why???We had the account there for years.

2007-01-16 07:49:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-01-16 07:49:43 · 35 answers · asked by proudvegan12 2 in Gender Studies

My cat is so fat that he cannot clean himself properly. He has long white fur, so you can imagine what happens when he uses the litter box. I shaved him the other day and cleaned his butt properly, but now he is tracking poop all over the place because it has no fur to cling to. Now he has taken to sleeping in the litter box? WHY? Anybody have any ideas of how I can get him to stop doing this and how to keep his butt cleaner? How to keep the poop from going all over the house?

2007-01-16 07:49:38 · 15 answers · asked by Crapcleanwrestler 2 in Cats