A vacuum salesman walks up to a door and knocks. A moment later a little old lady opens the door and yells, "Go away I am broke!" She starts to slam the door. Just then the salesman shoves in his foot. "Wait!", he says. He then proceeds to dump a big bag of horse manure on her hallway carpet. Then the salesman says, "I guarantee my vacuum will clean this entire pile of manure up, leaving no trace". The saleman pausing a bit then says, "If it doesn't, I will eat whatever is left over". The lady looks at him, smiles and says, " What part of broke don't you understand? My electricity has been shut off since yesterday".
2007-01-16 07:50:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good. Fiesty old lady though!! LOL! That was crazy!
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2007-01-16 08:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by .::emma::. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter what you sell, you have to believe in the product yourself, or your conscience will get in the way. If you are lying to get a sale, guilt will eventually catch up with you [this is good]. I once hired a Rainbow salesman to work for me as an insurance sales agent. He sold policies much easier door to door than the vacuums, because he could see a need for them. A $1200 vacuum is not a wise investment to a mobile home owner with $100 worth of carpeting.
2016-05-25 02:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
7/10
2007-01-16 07:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad at all.
as far as vacuum salesman jokes
(refuses to say it sucks...)
2007-01-16 07:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha he's going to have to eat horse poo. haha poo is a funny word. Eww eating poo is actually gross.
2007-01-16 07:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by GoNinjaGo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! 9/10!
2007-01-16 08:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that he thought that sucked!!
"Did you want catsup or mustard with that?" she asked him.
2007-01-16 07:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EAT SALES MAN EAT YOU HAVE A LOT TO SO START NOW!!!
2007-01-16 07:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his jobs sucks. (insert rim job here)
2007-01-16 08:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Boog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-01-16 07:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by oxygenO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋