All categories - 10 January 2007

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.

16. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.

17. It is always the wrong time of month.

18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.

21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

22. The younger the better.

23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

27. Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.

28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

29. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.

30. Love is a hole in the heart.

31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

33. Do it only with the best.

34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.

36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

39. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.

40. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.

41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

42. Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.

43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.

44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

46. Never say no.

47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.

48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

52. Love comes in spurts.

53. The world does not revolve on an axis.

54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

56. Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.

57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

60. “This won’t hurt, I promise,”

2007-01-10 23:39:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

cuando quieras y puedas visitarme en mexico con gusto hiria a saludarte, ya mire tus fotos y en todas creo que eres el mismo jajaja te pareces mucho en todas
asi que trabajas en un hotel yo he trabajado en hoteles pero solo un poco tiempo y de hecho trabajaba de seguridad pero te digo no mucho tiempo
hace algunos dias deje de trabajar igual en un hotel de hecho lo que estudio es muy relacionado con hoteles y restaurantes
bueno te dejo luego hablamos y que me cuentas de ti eres cristiano???
y no hagas trampas debes aprender español
entonces si vienes a mexico de turista como le haras para charlar conmigo sino hablas nada de español
yo no hablo ingles entonces como crees que nos comunicaremos como???????

2007-01-10 23:39:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I have a hard time well i am taking japanese and we have to learn characters wich the people from japan use to write so does anyone know any good studying tips for me because no matter wat i can't memorize them??

2007-01-10 23:38:56 · 4 answers · asked by Mariku 1 in Languages

To me, it's either the smoking ads or those Mucinex commercials. You know, the ones with the cartoon mucus.

2007-01-10 23:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three football fans on the town taking a shortcut come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive.

The first fan places his Aston Villa cap over her left breast, the second places his Arsenal cap on her right breast and the third fan places his Manchester United cap on her pubic area.

The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body.

He briefly lifted the Aston Villa cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Arsenal cap, and also quickly replaced it.

However, when he lifted the Manchester United cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Manchester United cap once again and stared for a long time.

As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything other than an a**hole under a Manchester United cap."

2007-01-10 23:38:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've heard that so many times. Oddest was :"You have old eyes. Like eyes that glimpsed the Pharoh."

Its starting to get freaky. Preferably girls to answer this.

2007-01-10 23:38:39 · 7 answers · asked by Doeney 1 in Singles & Dating

Any info at all. will they make the playoffs, who will they try to draft etc...

2007-01-10 23:38:34 · 7 answers · asked by mtthw_wlkns 3 in Football (American)

We own a young dog and are thinking of moving to Canada some point in the next few years. We will be bringing him with us (as we're moving from the UK, so no quarantine to worry about) and I was wondering if any one could gove me their experiences with taking a dog on a long haul flight How did he cope, did it take a while for him to get over the experience? Any info would be much appreciated.

2007-01-10 23:38:26 · 14 answers · asked by Cheryl D 3 in Dogs

Honestly - tell me what you think.
www.marina99.piczo.com
It is more a work in progress but I'd like to know what you think.

2007-01-10 23:38:14 · 15 answers · asked by Marina99 2 in Programming & Design

i love black and have a fairly big bust (36D).. thanks

2007-01-10 23:37:58 · 7 answers · asked by tasysam74 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-10 23:37:53 · 9 answers · asked by da4boyz 3 in Internet

2007-01-10 23:37:49 · 10 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Hair

So. I have an anxiety disorder.

It seems to happen without fail whenever I get hungry. And I get hungry more frequently.
I thought someone was wrong with my blood sugars or something; I've lost 15 lbs in two months, and I'm not a big guy.
Anyone else experience this? Any thoughts?

2007-01-10 23:37:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

if yes,who/what is it?

2007-01-10 23:37:46 · 10 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

How would you handle this??

Someone in my family went from blue to green, made it to his normal duty station, he has failed to conform and was recently caught in a lot of lies by his chain of command....Things he has made up, and I became aware of when I received a call from his C/O......

I am very ashamed and embarrassed by his actions...everything that encompasses his duty honor and integrity is ruined by his own actions....

In other words, he looks like he would rather be seen as a liar, than be said he was scared to go to Iraq...to be honest he is my son in law and since this has come to light, it has greatly affected his place in the family..He is looking at a discharge and I agree he dosen't deserve to wear the uniform..

I love my daughter and she too is a victim, I worry about her due to this, but she loves him..., he isn't trustworthy in my eyes at all !
what would you do?

Thanks for all the help!

2007-01-10 23:37:42 · 15 answers · asked by snickers 3 in Military

2007-01-10 23:37:39 · 21 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Polls & Surveys

Now that George is so kindly helping Iraq to rid itself of its insurgents by sending another 20,000 troops. (he's all heart!)

Do we really need our troops over there?

2007-01-10 23:37:28 · 26 answers · asked by voodoobluesman 5 in Military

2007-01-10 23:37:24 · 9 answers · asked by sexy g 1 in Men's Health

teaching carrier in india

2007-01-10 23:37:18 · 12 answers · asked by sanjay s 1 in Teaching

I'm almost 19 & my bf is 19... we've been dating for almost one year, and I'm sure that he is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. I'm not in a rush or anything... taking time is good, but i hear from alot of people that I'm too young to make a decision like that already... I almost can't handle thinking about my future w/o him in it, I'm deeply in love with him... Do you think I'm too young?

2007-01-10 23:37:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My mom was pissed off when she heard the Black population had the highest rates of out of wedlock births. And she told me "if you want to get married, don't marry a Black man they barely even marry us anymore." She was married twice to two Black men including my father and both me and my older brother born we're born out of wedlock and both men didn't finish college. I want to get married but I already seen some young Black men messing up. What are my chances of marrying a good Black man or let along any good man?

2007-01-10 23:37:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

We all know that only one sperm can fertilize an egg.Then how twins are formed?is the same sperm fertilizes and forms twins or two sperms rarely fertilize an egg? this is my question answer me soon.
is your answer is right or wrong THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING..

2007-01-10 23:37:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-01-10 23:37:02 · 38 answers · asked by hell angel 1 in Parenting

2007-01-10 23:36:46 · 17 answers · asked by shez_a_maneater 3 in Polls & Surveys

dipset? my phone was stolen yesterday and when i got it back that was the banner. I just want to know what it means!

2007-01-10 23:36:45 · 4 answers · asked by Sen10r 2 in Adolescent

Please Help Me, I want to find out how I can become a porn st*r! I know this sounds disgusting to most people...but this is something that I really want to do.
Any help is great....people that want to write horrible replies...go away and answer another q's, I don't want your cr*p!

2007-01-10 23:36:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I have a 2004 Toshiba laptop which cuts out at random times and without warning. When I turn it on again it will sometimes cut out immediately and other times it's fine. Can anybody tell me how to deal with this or should I just buy a new one?

2007-01-10 23:36:09 · 10 answers · asked by discostrides 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-01-10 23:36:06 · 5 answers · asked by Cleopatra 4 in Heart Diseases

I need to know because I did that with my boyfriend and when that happened, the day after my throat started hurting like i'm coming down with someting. Tell me what it is! Is it Aids??

2007-01-10 23:36:04 · 6 answers · asked by Able C 1 in STDs