Three football fans on the town taking a shortcut come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Aston Villa cap over her left breast, the second places his Arsenal cap on her right breast and the third fan places his Manchester United cap on her pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body.
He briefly lifted the Aston Villa cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Arsenal cap, and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Manchester United cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Manchester United cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything other than an a**hole under a Manchester United cap."
2007-01-10 23:38:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well, won't like it if you are a manchester utd fine. but don't worry about me!
I switched to inter!
2007-01-11 00:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2007-01-11 07:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so loud my nipples got hard
2007-01-11 07:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buzzz-zing!
that ones worth half a laugh-pretty good.
2007-01-11 07:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn is it finished yet
2007-01-11 07:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋