The US has succeeded in building a super computer able
to solve any military strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine & instruct a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe the critical situation to the computer & then type in the pivotal question:
“ATTACK OR RETREAT?”
The computer hums away for a second & comes up with the answer:
“YES.”
Stupified, the generals look at each other
???
One general says to another, “Ask the computer again, it must be confused.” The general types in:
“YES WHAT?”
The computer takes a little longer this time & the military leaders put their faces up against the monitor. The computer responds:
"YES SIR! GENERAL SIR!”
2007-01-06
09:44:23
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