All categories - 6 January 2007

My wife informed me, three months ago, that if I wish to sleep with her, I must earn it. I work at my office for, on average, forty five hours a week, but that isn't included - I must also perform 25 hours of chores per week in the household in addition to my job, otherwise all marital activities are suspended. Thing is, I'm so tired now that I can hardly summon the effort to do it! Is this regime something other couples practise?

2007-01-06 09:46:40 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-01-06 09:46:33 · 25 answers · asked by bereczky_juli 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-06 09:46:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I heard about one person using it on their dog to calm down before shows. Wondering if it is safe as my cat is showing extreme anxiety of an unknown cause. Would you spray it on his paws or in his mouth?

2007-01-06 09:46:20 · 9 answers · asked by sticky 7 in Cats

2007-01-06 09:46:19 · 17 answers · asked by A A­ss 1 in Polls & Surveys

I have an assignment which is to create a resume and a cover letter to go with it (for a summer job). I'm stuck on my cover letter because I don't have a lot to write. So if anyone has a suggestion of what to write please post ^^ plzthx.

2007-01-06 09:46:18 · 7 answers · asked by purpleglowstick 1 in Careers & Employment

it was made late 80's or early 90's I haven' t seen it since I was about 10 and I'm 23 now and can't remember the name just that little bit of it thanks.

2007-01-06 09:46:15 · 4 answers · asked by mortal_goddess777 2 in Movies

2007-01-06 09:46:09 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I live in Boston and extremely hot here in the middle of winter.
is it because of global warming or is this natural.

2007-01-06 09:46:06 · 11 answers · asked by IRunWithScissors 3 in Weather

Talking Parrot!
A man lives with his parents his whole life. He doesn't drink, smoke, or do anything of that nature. Most importantly, though, he doesn't swear.

After both of his parents have died, when he's in his late fifties, he becomes lonely. He decides to go to the pet store, and buy a friend to talk to. He asks for the most talkative parrot that they have. They bring him a small, fluffy blue parrot, and he takes it home.

Excitedly, he says, "hello, new friend, what would you like me to call you". The parrot doesn't reply. The man, thinking that the parrot must be unable to hear him, repeats the sentence a bit louder.

The parrot replies with "I heard you the first time, A**hole".

Appalled, the man solemnly says "we don't use that kind of language in this house". Upon hearing this, the parrot starts screaming every profanity he's ever heard, even in other languages. The man gets terribly upset, and chases the parrot into a closet. Twenty minutes later, he's still swearing like a sailor.

So, he puts the parrot into a kitchen cabinet, and it does no good. Finally, he decides that a few minutes in the freezer will scare the parrot into stopping. He puts the parrot into the freezer, and after about a minute, the swearing comes to a stop.

Scared that he must've killed the parrot, he throws the freezer door open. The parrot hops out, and immediately cuddles up against the man, and says "I've learned my lesson, I'm sorry".

The man says "what caused you to stop using such horrible language?".

The parrot shakes a little bit, and says "I saw what you did to the chicken".

2007-01-06 09:46:06 · 14 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i am looking at selling something on ebay and am trying to find one like it anywhere on the internet to compare a price or set a price for mine. it is an original star wars 1977 wookie head mask in mint condition. (chewbacca) from Disney World. help please include a website that one is at i found one at ebay but it is in bad condition.

2007-01-06 09:46:05 · 1 answers · asked by bw102087 1 in Internet

If Elvis could break race barriers with Rock 'n Roll, why can't some people accept that Eminem and other white rappers can rap, and in Eminem's case very well

2007-01-06 09:46:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...And don't forget to explain it.

2007-01-06 09:45:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

2007-01-06 09:45:58 · 7 answers · asked by Kat C 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Or is she completely misinformed??

2007-01-06 09:45:56 · 21 answers · asked by Phil H 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-06 09:45:55 · 7 answers · asked by phils92pony 1 in Singles & Dating

what is the equation of a aparabula?
what is the line of directrix?
how do you simplify (a/b + a) (1+1/b) -1 power
thanks in advance

2007-01-06 09:45:53 · 4 answers · asked by rakham22 1 in Mathematics

What do I do??? Magazines, sheet stains!!! Do I talk to him about it or let it go???
Also - He asked me if he could have a few friends over this weekend to sleep over, boys and girls! I said I'll think about it and then I found the magazines and "stains" what should I do?? Please help me.

2007-01-06 09:45:52 · 31 answers · asked by puertoricoisthebest 1 in Adolescent

2007-01-06 09:45:47 · 10 answers · asked by saaadman 1 in Politics

every morning, when i wake up, im not hungry and i feel like i can throw up, even if i just think, or look at food..then around lunch time, i can have like 3 bites of something, and have the same feeling...it happened today, and now i just feel completly sick like i could throw up any second...i dont know why i dont have an apetite though..could it be because i've been sad lately because my best friend just moved away?

2007-01-06 09:45:44 · 2 answers · asked by kb 1 in Other - Health

A friend of mine used to grow her own Iowa sweet corn. At the end of the season she would dry the corn and grind it into cornmeal. She would make the best corn bread I've ever tasted! You can't buy cornmeal from the grocery store like that. Anyone know where I could find some sweet cornmeal???

2007-01-06 09:45:42 · 3 answers · asked by awildwhatever 1 in Other - Food & Drink

have any one used these creams. does they help. how much they cost and where can i buy them in canada
thanks for help and advice

2007-01-06 09:45:34 · 1 answers · asked by cuteman 3 in Men's Health

I am looking for coldwater laundry detergent, as our communal washing machines currently have only cold wash (it might take some time for them to get repaired). Where can I buy such detergent and is it good? Thanks!

2007-01-06 09:45:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

Has anyone here ever had a lucid dream? *(which is a dream that feels very realistic and you are in control)*

If so what was the dream and does anyone know how to intentionally have one? through mediation or other ways.?

2007-01-06 09:45:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-01-06 09:45:26 · 14 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 09:45:20 · 12 answers · asked by hs_dragon 1 in Words & Wordplay

here is the story through an arabic eye :saddam was dictactor ? yeah he was , did he deserve what happened to him ? yeah but its the way , the date and the ones who gave the order that made arabs be sad for saddam
to be fair not all arabs like him but for being excuted after american occupation and by the iraqi puppet gov
we think saddam was excuted by usa gov even if iraqi one is the one who performed the action.
about the timing , to hang saddam on the day of eid ( holy day for muslims , in which muslims slaughter sheeps ) made us feel insulted and killed the joy for us
i mean to wake up on eid to watch hangging is so sad thing and insulting for us to hang an arabic leader on such day
even if he was dictator .
about the way , he was hangged , it was so barbaric process and full of hate
they ( the excuters ) didnt respect this moment and kept repeating bad things
i mean come on , the man was about seconds from death , they should show some respect .

2007-01-06 09:45:18 · 16 answers · asked by SARAH 3 in Other - Politics & Government

what's the longest you've spend in a relationship?

2007-01-06 09:45:17 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am getting married in the Fall. October 27th to be exact, and my colors are palm beach coral (sort of an orange) and brown...to go with the fall theme. My flowers are going to be tiger lilies, the orange and brown ones, and I cannot figure out a good centerpiece decoration. I was told by a florist to take pumpkins and hollow them out, then have the flowers coming out of them. She said she did a wedding like that and it was beautiful. For some reason, I am kinda partial to the whole pumpkin idea.....any suggestions for a tasteful but inexpensive centerpiece???

2007-01-06 09:45:16 · 17 answers · asked by *NuBCaKe* 4 in Weddings