The US has succeeded in building a super computer able
to solve any military strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine & instruct a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe the critical situation to the computer & then type in the pivotal question:
“ATTACK OR RETREAT?”
The computer hums away for a second & comes up with the answer:
“YES.”
Stupified, the generals look at each other
???
One general says to another, “Ask the computer again, it must be confused.” The general types in:
“YES WHAT?”
The computer takes a little longer this time & the military leaders put their faces up against the monitor. The computer responds:
"YES SIR! GENERAL SIR!”
2007-01-06 09:44:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahha lol that was funny!!!!
2007-01-06 09:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical military jargon. Heard it for 10 years in the Army and the Coast Guard.
I Cr 13;8a
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2007-01-06 09:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just what this country needs to clean up it's act. Good clean jokes!
Thank-you
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Thank-you SIR!
heehee
Christian in PA
2007-01-06 10:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 8/10.
2007-01-06 10:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-01-06 12:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny
Keep it up
2007-01-06 09:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! haha that was wonderful. great one. it was clean too! i don't think i saw a clean joke as funny as that in a couple months!
2007-01-06 10:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny! a clean joke for a change... lol. good one.
2007-01-06 10:54:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha I liked it, it's soo funny I can't stop laughing, you are good at this ;)
2007-01-06 13:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by aa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but it cant be clean, and funny...
2007-01-06 10:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋