A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and asks the hooker,
MAN: "How much do you charge?"
HOOKER: "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
MAN: "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Christ! That is not worth so much money!"
HOOKER: "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
MAN: "Yes."
HOOKER: "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
MAN: "Yes."
HOOKER: "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
MAN: "Yes."
HOOKER: "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those; because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy: "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says,
Guy: "I suppose a b***j** is $1,000?"
HOOKER: "$1,500."
MAN: "I wouldn't pay that for a bj!"
(contd. below......)
2006-12-19
11:50:46
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