A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and asks the hooker,
MAN: "How much do you charge?"
HOOKER: "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
MAN: "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Christ! That is not worth so much money!"
HOOKER: "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
MAN: "Yes."
HOOKER: "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
MAN: "Yes."
HOOKER: "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
MAN: "Yes."
HOOKER: "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those; because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy: "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says,
Guy: "I suppose a b***j** is $1,000?"
HOOKER: "$1,500."
MAN: "I wouldn't pay that for a bj!"
(contd. below......)
2006-12-19 11:50:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOOKER: "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Casino just across the street? I own that casino outright & I own it because I give a bj that's worth every cent of $1,500"
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to accept her offer. He says, "Sign me up". Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can hardly believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
MAN: "How much for some pussy?"
HOOKER: "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
MAN: "Damn!" the guy says in awe, "You own the whole city?"
HOOKER: "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
:D :D
2006-12-19 11:51:29 · update #1
Oops, sorry all. The ***** stands for pu**y
2006-12-19 11:53:02 · update #2
That was real funny! Classic! I wonder what he thought after that.......very funny!
2006-12-19 11:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. You were right, that was funny. Good thing I'm a fast reader, it didn't take long to read. Loved it!!!!!!
2006-12-19 12:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny funny!
2006-12-20 08:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....thats soooo funny
2006-12-19 12:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-19 23:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-19 12:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWW
funny though
2006-12-19 11:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao
2006-12-19 12:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny......thank you
2006-12-19 14:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! i love it =]
2006-12-19 12:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by rachell ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋