All categories - 18 December 2006

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the Pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the coffin. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive! She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the Pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the f*cking wall!"

2006-12-18 19:21:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if you live with someone should it be a common courtesy that they let you know that they are going to have people in another room
???

2006-12-18 19:21:43 · 11 answers · asked by prettydebutante 3 in Psychology

(Keep in mind they are about 2 different time periods, but released at the same time) Also as a side question, who is hotter Clive Owen or Brad Pitt, and why?

2006-12-18 19:21:36 · 16 answers · asked by *~Jezika~* 2 in Movies

Someone told me that it causes erectile disfunction. Is it true?

2006-12-18 19:21:24 · 28 answers · asked by Sharpedo 1 in Men's Health

Alright. Everybody seems to think the "scene" is important. Short of it: my gf has some unresolved personal issues (don't we all, somewhere) but after talking w/ her about some oddities I have noticed about our relationship and hearing her talk (sometimes and just absolutely freeze at others) it occured to me that they are big but they are not her fault. Can't expand any more b/c I don't know much more than that. After talking with her about it, it occurs to me she recognizes she has a problem but seems to think she doesn't need to get help for it (professional). The tricky part is I know she wants to change but is convinced she is strong enough to do it by herself. So noble to want to and to try and yet so foolish. What would you say? Anything even? Accept it as part of her, the whole her? Maybe even just leave w/out a word? Very delicate situation. Unfortunately, it may need broken before it can REALLY get fixed. Any thoughts?

2006-12-18 19:21:22 · 4 answers · asked by randyken 6 in Singles & Dating

for my 13 yr old girl, heard both are really great cells. does mint chocolate have AIM texting? sidekick is couple hundred more than the chocolate, does it have alot more functions though?

2006-12-18 19:21:13 · 3 answers · asked by guava 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

do you think its overly generous to the aborigines...or do you think its better for aborigines to go out and work and earn it themselves? or maybe a bit of both? what do you think?

2006-12-18 19:21:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

kindly tell me the method that how the number obataind by which other number divide or multiplyied to make it perfect square.....

2006-12-18 19:21:07 · 6 answers · asked by Syed Asif 1 in Mathematics

Ya, it is defintely dead. Smells like rubber (hit by a car?) I'm looking to make some sort of stew and/or pot roast type of a meal. Suggestions?

2006-12-18 19:20:58 · 25 answers · asked by Jimmy John 2 in Cooking & Recipes

Isn't that selfish?

2006-12-18 19:20:55 · 4 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-18 19:20:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

I have enough difficulty when an itch occurs during a long motorcycle ride wearing my full face helmet. Is there a way astronauts can end what could possibly be hours of discomfort?

2006-12-18 19:20:27 · 5 answers · asked by DasKreestof 2 in Astronomy & Space

I have a GS500 and was wondering if its possible to put a bigger rear tire on it

2006-12-18 19:20:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

took the kids to see santa at the local garden centre on sunday and they were charging £4 each to see him, and that included babies!How much would you be willing to pay just so your kids could see santa?Do you think it's fair that you should pay to see him or are buisnesses just getting too stingy?

2006-12-18 19:20:25 · 33 answers · asked by nanook570 5 in Parenting

The day before, the tv was ok, the screen was very clear but the following day when switched, no picture came out. Nothing was visible on screen but the sound was clear. We could hear conversation in drama,etc. We tested the antenna by placing it on another tv and it was ok. There was picture coming out from the tested tv. What is wrong why suddenly the screen became black?

2006-12-18 19:20:25 · 5 answers · asked by Rebecca N 3 in Other - Electronics

2006-12-18 19:20:20 · 11 answers · asked by C. X. Hall 2 in Football (American)

if people are like , jesus is coming within the next 50 years doesnt that mean for these people that they dont care to worry about economic resources, oil, or the environment for building a better future. i think these people should live like he isnt even if they believe but what do you guys think?

2006-12-18 19:20:19 · 13 answers · asked by Red Eye 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I have heard that it is legal to counterfit coin like pennies and nickle because it cost more to make them than they are worth is this true. And if so what coins and where is it stated.

2006-12-18 19:20:18 · 8 answers · asked by julio f 1 in Law & Ethics

If you are from Europe, you’re a Europ-ean. If you are from Africa, you are an Afri-can. If you are from Mexico, you are a Mexi-can. If you are from America, you are an Ameri-can. If you are for Democracy, you are a Democrat- So what are Republicans?

Remember that your answers can reflect on your entire ethnicity, so be fair and speak the truth.

2006-12-18 19:20:17 · 5 answers · asked by Me 1 in Other - Politics & Government

my ovulation date was the 13/12 how soon can i do a test my breasts are tender but i get that during ovulation sometimes i hate the wait i also need the toliet alot more

2006-12-18 19:20:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

When I was younger (I'm almost 21 now), my father used to abuse my younger brother, verbally and physically. Though he never really did this to me (cause I kept my mouth shut) I used to witness what he did to my brother. I still remember words and have memories. The strange thing is it never really bothered me as a teenager, but now for some reason it feels like it's all coming back. I have a hard time sleeping because the memories come back into my head, and it really upsets me. The abuse doesn't happen anymore as we're adults... but it makes me angry when I think about it, like "why didn't I do something??" even though I was only like 9 years old. Could this be like Post-traumatic stress disorder?

And also, I find myself more attracted (sexually) to women than men. I just feel more comfortable around women. Could my dad's anger problem combined with the fact my Dad wasn't much when I was much younger because he was a truck driver have anything to do with this?

2006-12-18 19:20:11 · 9 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Family

How can i post pictures on my blog or web , that no one can copy that from my web.

pls help

2006-12-18 19:20:10 · 4 answers · asked by sura 1 in Programming & Design

My last period began on Oct.27.I had absolutely no period or spotting during Nov. My husband only ejaculated inside of me on Nov.27 and Dec.2. I am usually irregular with my periods to where they often come 1-3 weeks late. I was also told by my OBGYN that I take longer than usual to ovulate.I took a pregnancy test on Dec.10, and it showed no results making the test innaccurate.I took another one the following day (from the same box) and that one was negative.I took another test on Dec.16, and that one,along the the other 2 that followed,were all 3 positive.I had a miscarriage about 5 years ago, so I requested an immediate ultrasound to make sure everything was okay this time.Unfortunately, they found nothing but cysts and my uterus seemed to be growing.My pregnancy test was positive again w/ the Dc though.The DC. suggested I may be less than 7 weeks due to my irragularity, & thats why they can't see anything yet. How far along am I then & should I be concerned about the cysts?

2006-12-18 19:20:06 · 5 answers · asked by katiesmommy 3 in Pregnancy

I want to get me and my family back on track. And start eating healthy. Got any good reciepes?

2006-12-18 19:19:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

or more than one fav...

2006-12-18 19:19:53 · 24 answers · asked by chinacat 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 19:19:51 · 5 answers · asked by sendmebyebyes 2 in Music

or you may give me some introduction to some similar philosophy/economic theory (some old sayings are also ok)
thanks very much!!

2006-12-18 19:19:47 · 4 answers · asked by football 1 in Philosophy

2006-12-18 19:19:39 · 7 answers · asked by cholesterolized 1 in Cooking & Recipes

im five nine...its seems to be tall men only want the shrimpy girls, like under 5'7 and I dont get it. I want to hear at least one tall guy who prefers tall women, not taller than them just tall.

2006-12-18 19:19:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

M y cousin come over and use the computer, i guess she did some hokus pokus to my computer and she knows exactly what i and my chat mates have talked about? i guess you know what i'm talking about, what should i do? I really need help PLEASE

2006-12-18 19:19:34 · 9 answers · asked by the choosen1 2 in Security