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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the Pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the coffin. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive! She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the Pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the f*cking wall!"

2006-12-18 19:21:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

ha ha

2006-12-22 10:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by suki doo 6 · 0 0

GOOD ONE 9/10

2006-12-18 21:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats an old one but thanx for the laugh

2006-12-18 19:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel S 2 · 1 0

Ha Ha Ha!!!

2006-12-18 19:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good start to the morning ha ha

2006-12-18 19:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmfaoooooo, thanx for the laugh, thumbs up

2006-12-18 19:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by coco 3 · 1 0

its jokes like that which encourage me to get out of bed in the morning!! well done, thank you!!

2006-12-18 20:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by sarah3000 1 · 1 0

good for this time in the morning.made me laugh

2006-12-18 19:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by bastaad 3 · 1 0

good but not as good as the currency joke

2006-12-18 23:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

Lol!!! That's a good one!

2006-12-18 20:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Liz 4 · 1 0

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