All categories - 18 December 2006

I have.... It was at my great great uncle's funeral. I was sitting next to my mom, and the preacher dude was just going on & on & on about some retarded pond the guy had, and how he would let little kids come and fish in his pond (that went on for a frickin' hour), so I told her that it was brain numbing boring..... so she said "watch the bug on the back of the guy's shirt in front of us ". Well I started laughing and then she started laughing. So we laughed through the whole funeral. Now can't go to a funeral with out the urge to laugh.

Sorry it was so long.

2006-12-18 06:03:05 · 31 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:03:04 · 2 answers · asked by vaz753 1 in Chemistry

I am 35 yrs old, have 3 girls and I am married. My mom still tries to tell me what to do with my children and I can't take it anymore. I am not the type to disrespect her because she brought us up better than that. I am a very emotional person and I don't know how to talk to her about this. For example, my daughter had a christmas concert that my mom knew about a week before time and then the last day she says she can't make it because she had company coming over. 2 days later was my daughters birthday party and my mom calls to tell me she can't make it because it's the only time she can go to bingo. She is sounding so much like her mother was. She takes my daughter to school because I have no one else that can, so how can I talk to her without getting her really mad and then decide not to take her to school anymore. And yes, I give her gas money to do this!

2006-12-18 06:03:00 · 9 answers · asked by DawnC36 2 in Family

Why do you think this team will be in it?

2006-12-18 06:02:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2006-12-18 06:02:51 · 3 answers · asked by heartbroken 1 in Singles & Dating

My world literature class just got finished analyzing it and I'd like some feedback from other people...

2006-12-18 06:02:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2006-12-18 06:02:41 · 2 answers · asked by khs_7f 2 in Lincoln

....nd not get pregant????

2006-12-18 06:02:36 · 9 answers · asked by time is precious 1 in Pregnancy

i have this boy in my class and is always calling me names. i don't do anything to him. why do you think he is calling me these things? he says he is just kidding after he calls me the some of the names. what is up?

2006-12-18 06:02:35 · 19 answers · asked by give me something to believe. ♥ 2 in Psychology

2006-12-18 06:02:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-18 06:02:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

2006-12-18 06:02:28 · 2 answers · asked by huggy 1 in Music

2006-12-18 06:02:28 · 13 answers · asked by diceandgiz 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-12-18 06:02:23 · 3 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Horoscopes

2006-12-18 06:02:17 · 14 answers · asked by ItalianPrincess 4 in Makeup

Because I have a lab sharpei mix, and I think it is cuter than either.
what do you think?

2006-12-18 06:02:15 · 6 answers · asked by Vote for Pedro 1 in Dogs

...halfway through the fourth round... what say you?

2006-12-18 06:02:12 · 6 answers · asked by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 in Celebrities

This is a Puerto Rican Christmas Traditional Food Item for those of you that may be curious.

2006-12-18 06:02:09 · 3 answers · asked by Ravensgirl 2 in Washington, D.C.

2006-12-18 06:02:08 · 3 answers · asked by lilmizzsexicsofiiz 1 in Geography

theres a song that i need to know who sings it it goes like this its a R&B song i think

Ive got your man and you cant do anything about it....

2006-12-18 06:02:08 · 2 answers · asked by teenbabe 1 in Music

i need to know so i dont over eat.

2006-12-18 06:01:59 · 18 answers · asked by Des'ree is how to spell my n 3 in Diet & Fitness

When connecting to internet I used to just go to start, press connections and press connect. Last year I was able to just hit icon on screen. Wile trying to log-in to my mail, a window appears saying I am leaving a secure site and others will be able to read it.

2006-12-18 06:01:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

where can i vacation in the world or united states that will cost me little money but has a lot of activities to do?

2006-12-18 06:01:56 · 6 answers · asked by joe n 1 in Other - Destinations

Could anyone tell me why a person with Bipolar desease in their manic state does all the crazy things they do.Why are they so sexually irresponsible,finanancially crazy,and not like they usually are.Why does the sexual part act out.I don`t understand this.

2006-12-18 06:01:49 · 5 answers · asked by Cherokee P 1 in Mental Health

Which TurboTax Software fits me? With house mortgage and business.?
I have my own regular salary from work. I registed a furniture company (sole proprietor) in May this year but I haven't started the business yet. I went to oversea for looking for a good manufacturer last month.
1. Could I claim the travel fee, register fee and advertistment fee (for the company) as expenses?
2. I don't have any income from my business. Could I claim the above expenses from my regular income?
3. Which TurboTax Software fits me?
Thank you for all of you.

2006-12-18 06:01:46 · 2 answers · asked by YY 1 in United States

I'm an arian born on the 23rd March and I always fall for pisces. I recently just got out of a relationship with a Libran and it completely didnt work as we didnt gel at all!

2006-12-18 06:01:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I am going to Vegas next week for the 3rd time and I remember reading some where that you should ask to sit down and wait for the shoe to finish before you start... I have always just sat down and started betting... What is the proper thing to do?

2006-12-18 06:01:43 · 5 answers · asked by sooners83 4 in Gambling

I am considering a career in screen writing, but I am curious to know how much they get paid. Are they salary, or do they get paid per movie? Do they make a percentage of the profit, or a flat amount?

2006-12-18 06:01:42 · 3 answers · asked by Lowa 5 in Movies

I have just finished writing a book that i hope will be a movie , but i need step by step instructions on how to go about getting published . Do i need it edited first , and if so how do i go about finding one and if i need it to be copy right before its edited? I am writing a part two to a movie that i like.
If anyone know what to do please help me.
Thanks

2006-12-18 06:01:40 · 8 answers · asked by canada 1 in Books & Authors