1. 'Doctor, please come . My Son Swallowed A Razor Blade."
"Don't Panic, I'm Coming Immediately, HAVE u DONE ANYTHING YET?"
"YEA, I SHAVED WITH A ELECTRIC RAZOR"
2. "Doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"yes, Of course......"
"Great, I never could Before"
3. A Man speaks Frantically into the phone,
"My Wife isPregnant, and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart"
"is This her FIRST CHILD?"
"no u idiot, this is her husband SPEAKING"
4. A LAZY MAN was TAKING a rest by lying on a LOG!
THE GUY is WAY too lazy! when a passer by was coming, he said: GET TO THE END OF THE LINE!!
"but SIR, i don't see any line!!"
"wait till one forms"
2006-12-14
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