1. 'Doctor, please come . My Son Swallowed A Razor Blade."
"Don't Panic, I'm Coming Immediately, HAVE u DONE ANYTHING YET?"
"YEA, I SHAVED WITH A ELECTRIC RAZOR"
2. "Doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"yes, Of course......"
"Great, I never could Before"
3. A Man speaks Frantically into the phone,
"My Wife isPregnant, and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart"
"is This her FIRST CHILD?"
"no u idiot, this is her husband SPEAKING"
4. A LAZY MAN was TAKING a rest by lying on a LOG!
THE GUY is WAY too lazy! when a passer by was coming, he said: GET TO THE END OF THE LINE!!
"but SIR, i don't see any line!!"
"wait till one forms"
2006-12-14 23:07:29 · 15 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, it's funny!
2006-12-14 23:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Number 2 was good!
2006-12-15 09:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 3 were funny..the last was awkward.
2006-12-15 08:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by jlynn2315 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like da first three - but dont get the last one!
y?
2006-12-15 07:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u rock
2006-12-15 07:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard all of them but its good for refreshment. i did smile.
2006-12-15 07:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
2006-12-15 07:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-12-15 07:09:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-12-15 07:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just fine :)
2006-12-15 09:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋