A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped, inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said, "For f*cks sake mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the sh*t out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
"The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2006-12-13
01:32:16
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