A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped, inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said, "For f*cks sake mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the sh*t out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
"The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2006-12-13 01:32:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
should have been Paul R
2006-12-13 01:35:09 · update #1
ROTFLMAO
wht agrat punch line best ive herd so far (and ive herd a lot)
11/10 or 1 and 1/10 for the mathas people like me
2006-12-13 02:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by Michael D 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10
2006-12-13 17:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read better ones from you 6/10
2006-12-13 10:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO - Love It - Absolutely Brilliant!
2006-12-13 10:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by eiramannej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-13 09:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it was a pretty good joke keep up the good humor. it also was pretty spookey
2006-12-13 10:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaa. That's cute! I like it!
2006-12-13 09:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by nochickenhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep made me laugh
2006-12-13 09:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
2006-12-13 09:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-12-13 09:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by Craig C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋