All categories - 11 December 2006

My strip always goes bad and I wonder what am I doing wrong?

2006-12-11 13:08:59 · 5 answers · asked by Marie 7 in Personal Finance

I know it may be more convenient for hot weather however 32 degrees for freezing sounds weird. Wouldn't it be easier if the United States were to be less stubborn and adopt to the Celsius scale so the rest of the world would understand?

2006-12-11 13:08:57 · 15 answers · asked by pnatt89 1 in Weather

The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: "Thanks, Guys!"
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3: Do you guys all play for the same team
A4: Who were all those guys?

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering
what she did with her pencil.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What's the blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice t.its!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguig, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender"Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them sh*tting in the streets during parades.

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her tw.at when she stands?
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.


Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."

Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F?
T.its go in first.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
A: Full.

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-f*cking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .


Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

2006-12-11 13:08:57 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

can we asociate the word love and the word shi(t) in a motto like love and shi(t)

2006-12-11 13:08:56 · 6 answers · asked by kboc77 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-12-11 13:08:55 · 10 answers · asked by chetan r 1 in Other - India

Guys, I was wondering do you like the feeling of touching girls boobs? I really like it when a guy feels me up feels good, but I was just wondering what the guys thinks of it - is it pleasurable for him?

2006-12-11 13:08:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-11 13:08:42 · 6 answers · asked by vtowngirl08 2 in Other - Caribbean

Situation: 6 months ago 42 year old male almost dies of staph infection from broken needle in arm; continues to shoot coke or smoke crack; drinks 1/2 gallon of whiskey a day. What are his chances of living without treatment? He won't go.

2006-12-11 13:08:40 · 8 answers · asked by HelpOneAnother 2 in Other - Diseases

i am doing a 5 paragraph essay on why i think there should be marraige....so i need reasons to bak it up.. why do i think there should be marriage... so... plz give me ur opinions

2006-12-11 13:08:40 · 11 answers · asked by jgfan7fracer 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Have you ever had a fear of being something so great beyond your comprehension you withdrawal and regress to protect yourself from the unknown, only later to regret that decision?

2006-12-11 13:08:38 · 11 answers · asked by nightrider 1 in Psychology

Did it cover all the gray hair successfully? How many times could you wash your hair before having to dye it again? Did you find a downside in using this product?

2006-12-11 13:08:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

What is the best, free anti-virus, you can find online? Where can I get it?

2006-12-11 13:08:24 · 13 answers · asked by AMC615 2 in Software

I have long semi-wavy dark brown hair. I am getting soooo tired of my current hair style. Any tips on hair styles!!!???

2006-12-11 13:08:23 · 8 answers · asked by Ali B 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

I'll be in Asia for 3 weeks...this question has a few parts:

1- I'm going to bangkok, ko samet, phuket, singapore, and the philippines (in that order)...what type of luggage should I bring? I was planning on bringing 1 large rolling/pull-along suitcase, but then I thought about just getting one of those huge North Face travel backpacks. What do you suggest? Keep in mind that I'm gonna be taking ferries, boats, planes, taxis, etc.

2- When I'm hanging out on the beach, where can I keep my camera/I.D./money safe (from water, sand, and thieves)? I want to keep it close to me, but then I also want the freedom of being able to go jump in the water for a few minutes, then come back to my towel and lay out, then go back into the water, etc. Also, if I go on any snorkeling/scuba diving excursions, where can I keep my stuff so that it stays safe (from thieves) and dry?

2006-12-11 13:08:14 · 8 answers · asked by mdel 5 in Other - Asia Pacific

I'm 5'7'' - 5'9'' and weigh 172 pounds...

... I'd like to weigh 107. What sort of changes in my NYC life, activity, and diet would I have to do in order to lose this much weight?

2006-12-11 13:08:12 · 7 answers · asked by Lady Myrkr 6 in Diet & Fitness

Sometimes of these challenges seem infinitely difficult--as in I could make it as hard as I want to make it and reap rewards accordingly--but at some point I feel I have to find a level where I could feel comfortable and not have to keep pushing myself and going through unnecessary difficulties.

Some people are wired to keep pushing themselves and not care about anything else but I can't do it without having to give up other things I enjoy. So is it alright to find a happy medium even though it may mean you do not live up to your full potential?

2006-12-11 13:08:12 · 7 answers · asked by bokimble 1 in Philosophy

why in the world would anyone want to go see a movie so violent and just the opposite of what christmas is all about - love, peace, joy, giving, and don't forget the birthday of Christ. Don't we know the world is dying because of these kinds of movies. When will we decide to live and not die? Talk to me please!

2006-12-11 13:08:07 · 3 answers · asked by Cutie 4 in Other - Holidays

When playing with my maltese puppy, she gets a bit aggressive and chomps and chews on me and my husband. She even tries to thrash us around like she's really attacking us and growls, too! She does this every time we play with her. Should we accept this as normal puppy behavior and will she grow out of it? Or is this something that needs to be addressed and corrected - even if she is still a puppy.

Another thing I don't like is when I'm lying in bed and she starts off being cute and licking my face...and out of nowhere, lunging at me and biting my face. My husband is being way too lenient with her, I think... am I being unreasonable?

2006-12-11 13:07:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-12-11 13:07:50 · 14 answers · asked by tony h 2 in Politics

I have discoloration and oily skin on my face so I need something that will make my skin glow and look healthy. I also get blackheads sometimes. I used to have nice skin until the stress came along! If someone has any good ideas, please let me know! Thanks!

2006-12-11 13:07:50 · 4 answers · asked by specialme9 2 in Skin Conditions

i have a cell for the girls out there its 484 -680- 6587

2006-12-11 13:07:45 · 2 answers · asked by ccarterblue 1 in Singles & Dating

I'm in high school (freshman) and I don't have any friends. The people at my school are REALLY cruel. When my class was watching a really sad movie, almost the whole class laughed at what was supposed to be sad and touching. People always use the words, "loser" and "gay" in my school. During lunch, ALL the seats are taken, seriously. There's hardly any clubs, and the ones they have are all academic (give you bundles of homework) and athletic (I'm a bad athlete). Everyday during lunch I go to the library and sit alone doing homework. All this amount of shock, depression, and fear affects my studies. What would you do if you were me?

2006-12-11 13:07:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

Okay, I have this huge crush on this guy. I thought he liked me too. He thought he thought I liked his friend. Then I started liking him. Like alot. And he did talk to me alot. We always pick on each other and tease each other and call each other like loser and loner and write notes like that and it was alot of fun. He even made a nickname for me. 'Racism'. Nvm about that for now. Last friday he found out I liked him. My friends told him. I like cried my heart out. He didnt say anything to me. Then on monday he was acting pretty normaly. He was talking to me like he used to last week and we were still making fun of each other but he didnt talk to me as much. Now today we didnt talk at all, and we barely said one sentence to each other, but I like him ALOT. I dont know if he likes me. We always tease each other. When his friends arnt around, he pays attention to me. And I do things to get his attention. Im crazy over him. Help?

2006-12-11 13:07:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My brother got an iPod three years ago and now its like obsolete, it is so big it looks bulletproof and he gave it to me, is it weird that the bettery life is only like an hour?

2006-12-11 13:07:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

2006-12-11 13:07:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

The instructions did not tell me anything about the DVI cable. Do I need to hook up both the VGA (Signal Cable) and the DVI cable? Samsung said yes, Staples said no. Monitor won't work, although there's power. On hold with Samsung for Level II support for 1 hour until disconnected. Do I need both cables connected? If so, I need an adapter, because I do not have a DVI port. It keeps popping up on screen, digital , then analog. I suppose it is asking me to choose, but can't get anywhere. The instructions don't say anything.

2006-12-11 13:07:37 · 6 answers · asked by lavenderbluelassie 3 in Monitors

2006-12-11 13:07:32 · 5 answers · asked by james G 1 in Physics

Sometimes when I turn on my computer it stays on for hours and hours but it will just all of the sudden turn off by its self in as a complete cold shut down, the power to it just turns off.... other times ill be sitting here and ill barely touch the pc and *poof* it just goes off, but im not sure what’s wrong with it, is my power supply dying or something?

everything on my pc boots up great and wonderful I don’t have any software problems at all except for this one power issue, and the odd part is, is that the power issue started a month ago and ive had this pc for almost a year now.
Any suggestions as to what’s causing my problems?

2006-12-11 13:07:32 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ Crystal C ♥ 4 in Other - Hardware

Okay i was wondering if you could get pregnat from anal sex. I have heard that there is a chance. is this true? If it is true I was informed that there are certain posistions you could use so you dont get pregant during anal sex.

2006-12-11 13:07:31 · 27 answers · asked by Monsterr 1 in Singles & Dating

what?

2006-12-11 13:07:24 · 4 answers · asked by as a 1 in TVs