All categories - 5 December 2006

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.
Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane. starts moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!

2006-12-05 22:21:37 · 14 answers · asked by Charley 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 22:21:26 · 5 answers · asked by bettiegrl 4 in Languages

my cat got out today when i took my dog out and will you pray that she find her way back home ok? i'm one of those people who Love my animals, she's like a baby to me and i'm worried she'll get hit by a car or hurt by a dog or something like that? thank you

2006-12-05 22:21:10 · 12 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Religion & Spirituality

After so many religions in whom people are loosig faith and going for applied religion like Yoga and could some one start a new religion? The days of miracles are gone. People need peace and compassion, in a world with full of conflicts and war, hatred and terror.

2006-12-05 22:21:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-05 22:21:01 · 10 answers · asked by bluesubaru26 2 in Software

2006-12-05 22:20:56 · 6 answers · asked by CEDRICK H 1 in Small Business

2006-12-05 22:20:54 · 8 answers · asked by David 2 in Glasgow

2006-12-05 22:20:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

When I woke up this morning it was 14 degrees celsius (57 farenheit) in my livingroom.. I was freezing, but my hubby said "How can you be freezing, it's 14 degrees"

Is 14 (57) cold? Or is it all in my imagination?

2006-12-05 22:20:25 · 10 answers · asked by Imani 5 in Weather

I've been going out with my first boyfriend for nearly 3 months now. But recently things have changed.
We used to hold hands and hug etc, basically things were romantic. But now, he seems to have lost interest. We dont do any of the things we used to, he sleeps with his back to me, and he wont hold my hand "because its cold."
Is he just comfprtable with my presence and feels that he doesnt have to try any more, or is he about to leave me?
Sorry for the possible 'stupid question' but I dont have any experience with guys.

2006-12-05 22:20:12 · 26 answers · asked by steiny_weiny 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

If it wasn't for us coming here then you wouldn't have food to place on the tables for your family. I think you should weclome us with open arms. Don't bite the hand that feeds you..

Besides your goverment knows this and that is why they won't try to stop us..

Mexicano se precia completamente

2006-12-05 22:20:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-12-05 22:19:50 · 5 answers · asked by stuart p 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-12-05 22:19:29 · 13 answers · asked by loz w 1 in Pregnancy

Let's settle this dispute right now. 100 votes againts kakhuisdraak.

2006-12-05 22:19:14 · 18 answers · asked by flippenvarkie 1 in Polls & Surveys

GARBAGE?..... Displaced Anger goes in the GARBAGE!

2006-12-05 22:19:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sunburn cream brand

2006-12-05 22:18:54 · 18 answers · asked by Jackie D. 1 in First Aid

since it was the u.s navy that shot it down, there were 360 civillians on board including women and children( that don't mean any thing to u.s military),was anyone ever charged, as it is a war crime and one of many crimes commited by the u.s, including dropping a 2000 pound bunker busting bomb on an under ground bomb shelter used by civillians in the first gulf war killing 150 women and children, and another 2000 pound ordance bomb dropped on iraqi civillians on a crowded market in the second iraq war, killing 230 people, and in kosovo they dropped a smart bomb on fleeing convoy of women and children killing over 100 people. now was anyone charged for these war crimes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/iran_air_fl...

2006-12-05 22:18:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I'm trying to save a excel file into a CSV file and I need the separators to be semi colons (;) instead of commas(,). By default its saving as commas but I need to find out how to change the settings to save it using semi colons.

2006-12-05 22:18:21 · 5 answers · asked by MonkeyLab 2 in Software

2006-12-05 22:18:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

The person that made the claim?

2006-12-05 22:18:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

LIST OUT THE BEYBLADE SHOPS IN SINGAPORE

2006-12-05 22:17:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singapore

2006-12-05 22:17:53 · 7 answers · asked by serene 1 in Singles & Dating

Question I know that is is possible to feel the ring while it is in place but is it safe to have oral sex while the ring is still in? Will it be in the way?

2006-12-05 22:17:49 · 4 answers · asked by 12good2get 1 in Pregnancy

2006-12-05 22:17:34 · 6 answers · asked by David SRK 4 in Etiquette

Or would I need to offer another therapy too? Any suggestions?

2006-12-05 22:17:17 · 8 answers · asked by Meeeee! 5 in Alternative Medicine

hi,my boyfriend is a 27 year old virgin,he can get a hardon but before iv even touched him,he cums,and cant get a hardon again for the rest of the night.this is making sex impossible for us.at first i thought it was nerves (with him bein a virgin and not having a clue what to do) but now im not sure if its a medical problem or something,we have been trying for 5 months and we are getting nowhere.he says his relaxed but then he gets frustrated when its all over.plus he dont have much of a sex drive,can any one explain this to me?

2006-12-05 22:17:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I don't know this girl very well but she is absolutely *stunning*. I don't know if she harbours any feelings for me, or if she thinks I would not be interested in an 18-year-old, or what she thinks.

2006-12-05 22:17:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating