One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.
Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane. starts moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!
2006-12-05 22:21:37 · 14 answers · asked by Charley 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You got me laughing so hard here! HAHA! That was so funny! Great joke and a thumbs up for sure! :) Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
2006-12-05 22:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
oh! i get it! the pilot and co-pilot wouldn't know that they were at the end of the runway without the screams! i give it a 3.
2006-12-05 23:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, I get it~~ very funny
At first I thought it was stupid, but I get it. Otherwise, the blind pilots would not know when to pull up on the steering wheel thingy
Touche!
2006-12-05 22:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 03:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by pereyra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The end must have gone over my head because
I did not get the FUNNY.
and if they thought it was a practical joke then why
did they freak out ?
I don't know don't get it.
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-05 22:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
give it 1/10 didn't really find it funny
2006-12-05 22:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it had me on the edge of my seat. but i think i would have bailed.
2006-12-05 22:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by mary f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it hit the spot for me.quite funny.
2006-12-05 22:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jokes must bo short.
2006-12-05 22:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by just curious 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha thats a good one :-)
2006-12-06 02:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by crazy_lady101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋