New Bike
[Cat.: Relationships ] [a] [ Calif.: 7.39]
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His Mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well, Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. Why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead?"
After Leroy threw a temper tantrum, his mother sent him to his room, where he finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your friend, Leroy.
Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really understood what kind of boy he was - a brat - so Leroy ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year, and I want a new bicycle. Yours truly, Leroy
Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest either, so he tore it up and tried again.
2006-11-26
05:41:23
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