All categories - 25 November 2006

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

2006-11-25 21:53:20 · 5 answers · asked by some dude 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it just me or do all you guys can't stand a girl who says.."let's be friends" or "We're just friends"...so when I hear that I just MOVE ON and those girls all freak out. I tell them, "look , I don't think we make good friends, if I wanted a friend I would ask BOB, LARRY, or STEVE" but these girls cry and beg me to be their friends. I think it's IMPOSSIPLE for me because I want to "DO" more than what NORMAL friends do. SO I would feel heck of alot better if you GUYS can agree with me on this...DO YOU AGREE with me??? why or why not??

2006-11-25 21:53:18 · 22 answers · asked by chaseki 3 in Singles & Dating

Obviously i know its not the baby. But i look bloated, belly is round and hard. What is really happening inside? WHY I ALREADY SHOW AT BEGINING OF 5th WEEK?

2006-11-25 21:53:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I am 18 weeks pregnant and experiencing some general feelings of discomfort in my upper abdomen, especially at night. It's not pain, feels more like indigestion of a sort, but I get it no matter what I eat.
Anyone else experienced this?
I was wondering if it was just where the baby is starting to push it's way higher up in my body?

2006-11-25 21:52:51 · 12 answers · asked by Ricecakes 6 in Pregnancy

i want to delete windows xp and start again from stratch!

2006-11-25 21:52:42 · 9 answers · asked by s.taylor1 1 in Other - Computers

2006-11-25 21:52:31 · 12 answers · asked by marianne 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-25 21:52:12 · 9 answers · asked by tap0915857 1 in Basketball

2006-11-25 21:52:03 · 2 answers · asked by senthiana 1 in Biology

what could be wrong with him when will he start talking?

2006-11-25 21:51:56 · 12 answers · asked by muthoni e 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

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2006-11-25 21:51:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so he goes to buy a Rolls Royce. The sales chap says you don't want to start with this for you first car, you need to build up to it. Yeah says the fella that's a good point and off he goes. This keeps happening until he eventually ends up with a hoop and stick. One Sunday he's out for a run and stops at a country pub, he has a pint and when he comes out the hoop and stick are missing. He tells the landlord who says well don't worry mate it can't have cost much. That's not the problem says the bloke, how am i going to get home !!!!!!. I know its crap but i am sick of getting a bollcking off Yahoo !!!!!!!

2006-11-25 21:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by pokerfacelad 4 in Jokes & Riddles

These are jokes I've posted before.......why not? Everyone seems to like repeat jokes, it's like Groundhog day on here!
Anyway, see what you think.

Tiger woods in Ireland driving a BMW 5 series, he needs petrol. The attendant doesnt know who Tiger is. Tiger goes or his wallet from glove compartment and 2 tees drop out. Attendant asks ' What are they?' . Tiger replies 'To rest your balls on.' Attendant says 'Blimey, BMW, they think of it all!'

Taxi driver picks up a nun, he keeps looking at her through the rear view mirror, nun asks 'Is there a problem?' Driver says ' I've always fantasised about snoggin a nun' Nun says well if you are catholic and single I have no objection. Driver says 'I'm both' He then passionately snogs the nun. He then says 'I have a confession to make, I'm married and i aint catholic'. It's ok says the nun. I'm just on my way to a drag party.'

2006-11-25 21:51:17 · 7 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

We have very little expenses, use our personal for the business. We like to buy a business car, any pros & cons? Also we pay tax approx £11k each year. We are wondering if can save this money in buying assets (property), shares in other companies, loans to other business. Help required?

2006-11-25 21:51:02 · 9 answers · asked by Zee99 3 in United Kingdom

Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature (nephesh) that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

Genesis 14:21 And the king of Sodom said unto Abram, Give me the persons (nephesh), and take the goods to thyself.

Numbers 9:6 And there were certain men, who were defiled by the dead body (nephesh) of a man, that they could not keep the passover on that day: and they came before Moses and before Aaron on that day:

Numbers 31:19 And do ye abide without the camp seven days: whosoever hath killed any person (nephesh), and whosoever hath touched any slain, purify both yourselves and your captives on the third day, and on the seventh day.

Joshua 11:11 And they smote all the souls (nephesh) that were therein with the edge of the sword, utterly destroying them: there was not any left to breathe: and he burnt Hazor with fire.
Matthew 10:39 He that findeth his life (psuche) shall lose it: and he that loseth his life (psuche) for my sake shall find it.

Revelation 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls (psuche) of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

Revelation 16:3 And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul (psuche) died in the sea.
ACTUALLY, the words nephesh and psuche should have never been translated as "soul" because it contradicts what the meaning and usage of the hebrew and greek words. Either the soul doesn't exist, or the bible is redefining the soul as mortal.

Mathew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

Ez 18:4 soul that sinneth shall die

2006-11-25 21:50:25 · 6 answers · asked by Life Rocks 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I probably wouldn't unless I really knew the person very very well, and I concider myself an artist.... but if somebody approached you and asked you would you?

2006-11-25 21:50:23 · 23 answers · asked by G-gnomegrl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 21:50:11 · 8 answers · asked by COOKIE 5 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-25 21:49:50 · 6 answers · asked by mister man 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

For the past 15 months we have been developing a good FPS Game Called ''GCW'' and now after the whole game is ready i am looking for a game publisher and i am willing to pay the guy who gets me a right publisher within a week.

Here is the game detail site:
http://3dxflag.com/GCW.html

2006-11-25 21:49:47 · 1 answers · asked by Leslee Diamonds 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-11-25 21:49:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2006-11-25 21:49:39 · 3 answers · asked by Diane C 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I've read that humans can be classified into three major races:caucasoid,******* and mongoloid.Where do indians and arabs come under since their features do not really resemble any of these groups?

2006-11-25 21:49:23 · 13 answers · asked by isis 1 in Anthropology

I am worried that somebody who lives close will take over and take my stuff and sell it - whereas I want my grandchildren to inherit.

2006-11-25 21:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by David S 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-25 21:49:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

my friends mom has a skin diseases her skin become dry and then her old skin slowly remove and its very itchy all over her body and i get really very sad because her foot get bigger please need ur help is there a medicine for that what website where will we gonna have to look for these skin disease thank you very much god bless

2006-11-25 21:48:56 · 5 answers · asked by racquel s 1 in Skin Conditions

I study English at the university. Need to translate the following words, but can't find in any dictionary, probably it's slang:
drumroll
panini
lox
latk
whiny
snit
hipster
schlub
windpants
natch
schmooze
condo
twinset
nix
fratly
kohl
pleather
slinky
cardstock
zinger

2006-11-25 21:48:53 · 9 answers · asked by Irina S 1 in Homework Help

2006-11-25 21:48:47 · 24 answers · asked by lucky 1 in Rail

2006-11-25 21:48:44 · 24 answers · asked by jaspriya m 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-25 21:48:19 · 26 answers · asked by Roovs 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-25 21:48:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science