Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
2006-11-25 21:53:20 · 5 answers · asked by some dude 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO............. that was so funny! i nearly fell of my seat here laughing so much here. Keep them coming ☺
2006-11-26 05:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Dude!
Thanx for a spontanious laughter,
that spread all over>>>>
Thanx.
Keep it up!
2006-11-26 06:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by Atif Mirza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all, I admire Hillary Clinton.
Happy Holidays!
Beverly S.
2006-11-26 08:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, another meanspirited right wing misogynist. Great.
2006-11-26 05:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol every vote counts
2006-11-26 05:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋