These are jokes I've posted before.......why not? Everyone seems to like repeat jokes, it's like Groundhog day on here!
Anyway, see what you think.
Tiger woods in Ireland driving a BMW 5 series, he needs petrol. The attendant doesnt know who Tiger is. Tiger goes or his wallet from glove compartment and 2 tees drop out. Attendant asks ' What are they?' . Tiger replies 'To rest your balls on.' Attendant says 'Blimey, BMW, they think of it all!'
Taxi driver picks up a nun, he keeps looking at her through the rear view mirror, nun asks 'Is there a problem?' Driver says ' I've always fantasised about snoggin a nun' Nun says well if you are catholic and single I have no objection. Driver says 'I'm both' He then passionately snogs the nun. He then says 'I have a confession to make, I'm married and i aint catholic'. It's ok says the nun. I'm just on my way to a drag party.'
2006-11-25 21:51:17 · 7 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked the second one a lot first was pretty funny
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.
At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"
Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."
"How come?"
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"
After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?"
"Because that's my c_ck you're holding."
You might like it :)
2006-11-25 21:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wish I could afford a BMW ! Keep them coming !
2006-11-25 23:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great...
here's one... sorry, but it's long
the pope is making a trip to america, but the popemobile breaks down so he has to hire a limo. he asks the limo driver if he can drive, and of course the driver is hesitant... the pope says, "look, they never let me drive myself, please"... the driver still hesitates.. the pope says, "look, i'm the pope, and i want to drive!"... the driver hands him the keys and gets in the back.
the pope starts the engine and proceeds to tear down the highway at over 100mph, passing a cop.... the cop pulls him over, looks in the window, then walks back to his car to radio the station...
he tells his superior he has pulled over a limo doing over 100, and his boss says to throw the book at him... the cop says, "but sir, this is someone important,". his boss says, "i dont care who it is, book him!". the cop says, "but he's important,".
"who is it, the mayor?"
"no, bigger"
"the governor?"
"bigger"
"the president?!!!"
"bigger"
"who is bigger than the president?"
the cop answers, "i think it's God,".
"what makes you think it's God?" he asks...
"because he has the pope driving for him..."
2006-11-25 22:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by lisa_mynx 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao 10/10 cheers
2006-11-25 21:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked both of them. they werent repeat for me.
2006-11-25 22:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2006-11-25 21:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA,HA,HA THOSE WERE PRETTY FUNNY
2006-11-25 22:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋