so he goes to buy a Rolls Royce. The sales chap says you don't want to start with this for you first car, you need to build up to it. Yeah says the fella that's a good point and off he goes. This keeps happening until he eventually ends up with a hoop and stick. One Sunday he's out for a run and stops at a country pub, he has a pint and when he comes out the hoop and stick are missing. He tells the landlord who says well don't worry mate it can't have cost much. That's not the problem says the bloke, how am i going to get home !!!!!!. I know its crap but i am sick of getting a bollcking off Yahoo !!!!!!!
2006-11-25 21:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by pokerfacelad 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah ... I know it's crap, too.
2006-11-25 21:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Someone had to take the stick but i dont give a c**k a hoop!
2006-11-26 06:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats why i stoped posting them i even got a violation on an answer last week some one didnt like the truth your joke was ok by me
2006-11-26 13:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pack it up mate and take the bollokings , ha ha hah !!
2006-11-26 06:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
??? cheers for the 2 points
2006-11-26 05:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's just me, but I think that's quite funny!
2006-11-26 05:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd have to use shanks' pony !
2006-11-26 07:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that was meant to be funny, i didn't get it!
2006-11-26 09:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol .i no the feeling ur not on ur own
2006-11-26 05:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*cough* ?
2006-11-26 05:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋