All categories - 25 November 2006

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did.

Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.

Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johnny

Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Johnny

Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Johnny

Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnny
was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go church.

"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.

Johnny walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.

He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and
a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 4:
I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed
YOU KNOW WHO

2006-11-25 22:29:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-25 22:29:31 · 12 answers · asked by . 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Surely this should be of ordinary peoples as well, maybe the crime rate will go down then, and people who committed offences for the first time can then be caught more easily.

2006-11-25 22:29:13 · 20 answers · asked by lonely as a cloud 6 in Law & Ethics

Also please tell about Sunil Gavaskar also

2006-11-25 22:28:51 · 2 answers · asked by RAVI S 1 in Cricket

Thank you

2006-11-25 22:28:24 · 2 answers · asked by otlill 1 in Languages

It is been anchored by Shahrukh Khan this time.Can you believe it??Your comments plz..

2006-11-25 22:28:16 · 2 answers · asked by cia 2 in Television

can any one tell me the point of this movie? and what happened at end?

2006-11-25 22:28:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-11-25 22:28:05 · 14 answers · asked by wildboar689 1 in Rugby

2006-11-25 22:27:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't get it we are a different culture but we treat others like crap what. We have the same blood, same body parts, it all goes back to treat others the same as you want to be treated.

2006-11-25 22:27:31 · 13 answers · asked by melony f 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-25 22:27:21 · 8 answers · asked by Sexy Red 4 in Dogs

2006-11-25 22:27:21 · 6 answers · asked by stel247 1 in Mathematics

ok so we broke up ummm this morning, i know he still cares about me and loves me cos it wasnt about that it was about my friends hating him and him hating them. so do i agree with him and say it wasnt wrking and that we would be better off seeing other ppl or do i disagree and remind him of alll the good times and how we could make it wrk?

2006-11-25 22:26:05 · 8 answers · asked by tami_6996 2 in Singles & Dating

A woman says she had a baby boy HEALTHY at Smithdown hospital in LIverpool.The lady in the next bed had a boy that was not going to survive,first child after trying for years.The next day her child was fine and they said the healthy child had died.This woman swaers her child was switched ,she already hadsix children and think someone played god.Herhusband was a seafarer,and was away at the time so no one got to see the baby,and it was buried in the hospital cemetary that was next door.HELP

2006-11-25 22:25:58 · 10 answers · asked by C B 1 in Genealogy

I am going to tell you why I think that the world is nearly being generated which I have been thinking about the problem for almost five years.

2006-11-25 22:25:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

Impeachment is the process of bringing a federal officer (President, Vice President, federal judge, etc.) up on charges. It is not a conviction, or a removal from office. Only the U.S. House of Representatives has the power to impeach, and it only takes a simple majority. The U.S. Senate is where the trial is held, and it takes a 2/3 majority to convict and remove from office.

Since the Dems have enough votes in the House (once they take office in January) to impeach, but nowhere near enough votes in the Senate, how do you propose they go about removing Bush (and Cheney) from office? Or, in other words, how would you convince 16 Repubs to vote against their party and commit political suicide (It takes 67 votes, and the Dems only have 51)?

2006-11-25 22:25:52 · 9 answers · asked by Mutt 7 in Politics

2006-11-25 22:25:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Just for any who were confused by those disguised as Muslims this morning.....

Muslims believe in One God. The God of the Christians and the Jews.

5:69] Surely, those who believe, those who are Jewish, the converts, and the Christians; any of them who (1) believe in GOD and (2) believe in the Last Day, and (3) lead a righteous life, have nothing to fear, nor will they grieve.

there is no way around it. the Kaaba is the first house of worship we pray towards it just as Jews used to pray towards Jerusalem, the home of their faith (i'm not sure if this is still praticed)

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Muslim women are treated with a great deal of respect and treasured by the men in their family and their husbands. The Prophet (saw) said, "Heaven is at the feet of the mother."

this is why for every one man that converts four women convert.

Islam is a faith of beauty peace and community.

2006-11-25 22:25:18 · 16 answers · asked by Living MyTruth 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Halo 1 has a better story to itself, but Halo 2 has better graphics and new vehicles and weapons but was overated when it came out because of the new vehicles, better graphics, and new weapons. I like Halo 2 better even though the story sucks. My favorite weapon is the battle rifle because it is kinda like a sniperifle-machine gun mix.

2006-11-25 22:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by allamericanreject112994 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-11-25 22:25:07 · 1 answers · asked by zameer k 1 in Other - Diseases

My homework is, to write an article for THE TIMES in which I have to advise Gordon Brown on how to appeal to young voters.

Thank you very much, if you help me.
You just have to say me, what advices I should write.
Thanks again.

2006-11-25 22:25:01 · 9 answers · asked by muffingg 4 in Homework Help

2006-11-25 22:24:48 · 14 answers · asked by rohan s 1 in Men's Health

She thinks she is so wonderful and better then the rest.

2006-11-25 22:24:42 · 5 answers · asked by Sexy Red 4 in Television

my wife asked me to tell her what I like -
.
so recently while she was preforming oral sex I asked her to:
.
tells me how much she enjoys bieng with me, likes the way i taste, smell, that she wants me, etc.
.
and I began to talk to her, and tell her what I like,
i told her i like it when she sucks my c 0ck, and to take my big hard c 0ck in her mouth, etc
.
and now she is all upset because of how I spoke to her in teh bedroom.

rather than get off thesubject - how do you respond in the bedroom?

In an ideal situation how woudl you like YOUR spouse to better respond to you before, during and after the bedroom ?

2006-11-25 22:24:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

another question:
what is the smallest part of a mm that can be estimated using the micrometer caliper?

2006-11-25 22:24:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I am a foreigner that always travel to australia but i don't live or work there... can i have a bank account there?

2006-11-25 22:24:35 · 4 answers · asked by Larina 2 in Personal Finance

when you talk to someone that has different beliefs and you get annoyed when the take what you say out of context

2006-11-25 22:24:31 · 12 answers · asked by Tigerex-the lonely archer 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I am looking for a game save for Pilot Academy.

2006-11-25 22:24:25 · 1 answers · asked by JC 1 in Video & Online Games

i use it alot to cook everything from fried chicken to anything that calls for oil, such as rice-a-roni for example. is this healthy!? i have no idea. Thank you!

2006-11-25 22:24:19 · 6 answers · asked by EAT! 3 in Other - Food & Drink

My best friend and I are going to Bangkok and (possibly) Chiang Mai around New Years. Any recommendations on cheaper must-see places ang must have bargains and items from Bangkok?

2006-11-25 22:23:58 · 7 answers · asked by SixTwoAzn 2 in Thailand