Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did.
Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.
Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johnny
Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Johnny
Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Johnny
Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnny
was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go church.
"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.
Johnny walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and
a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.
LETTER 4:
I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed
YOU KNOW WHO
2006-11-25 22:29:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's what I call a ransome ! hahaha
2006-11-25 23:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-26 02:09:12 · answer #2 · answered by Koko ; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil Johny got up one night for a glass of water. As he was passing his mom and dads room he could hear some noise, he peeked in and seen dad on top of mom. Lil Johny said ooh horsey ride can i ride. Dad not wanting to explain about sex said sure Johny so Lil johny hopped on his dads back. After a few minutes mom went to moaning and Lil Johny said hold on dad this is were she usually bucks me and the milkman off.
2006-11-25 22:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha
2016-05-23 03:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny! But did Johnny get his bike? HMM!
2006-11-25 22:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-25 22:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart kid
That should have got him the red bike he wanted
lol... Good one!
2006-11-25 23:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by PolkaDot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish they'd tell jokes like that at Church.
2006-11-25 22:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the virgin mary is not Gods mom, but i must admit i did laugh ~long but funny!
2006-11-26 00:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by bluerose123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
Happy Holidays!
Bevely S.
2006-11-26 00:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋