All categories - 24 November 2006

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be
> >her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit
> >down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a
>little
> >discomfort,thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas
> >pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
> >decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't
> >loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a
> >chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog
> >that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
> >voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
>came
> >across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
> >pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder
>and
> >longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit
> >
> >Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
> >later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even
>think
> >about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
> >again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
> >Skippy,
> >get away from her before she poops on you!"

2006-11-24 03:55:14 · 5 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i mean im just wonderin b/c my teeh are white straight and sqaure, but i just have a gap...thanks!

2006-11-24 03:55:14 · 10 answers · asked by Hi! 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

We done brilliant...Well done Glasgow United...we sent them homewards to think again.......

2006-11-24 03:55:09 · 10 answers · asked by Fudgie 6 in Scottish Football

does anybody here hate kids or babies?

cause i sure as hell do.

i cant stand anything thats retarded and can talk.

2006-11-24 03:55:03 · 20 answers · asked by legendaryfrog 3 in Parenting

Faber est suae quisque fortunae appius claudius caecus dictsm arcanum est neutron

2006-11-24 03:54:54 · 3 answers · asked by Eric H 1 in Languages

"Yes, it is. no, it isnt. Yes. it is. No,it isnt.

2006-11-24 03:54:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how it appiares

2006-11-24 03:54:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

I have a brand new never opened Proxim Symphony cordless networking modem model#4500-05 as well as a never opened Symphony PC card model#4402-05 I want to sell these and noted one that is refurbished is selling for over $9000.00 is this right??? Computers are not my scope any info would be appreciated. Thank you in advance

2006-11-24 03:54:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

I am going up to colorado on christmas break to visit my grandparents. In case of a snowstorm, what are the cheapest(although still nice) that are around in that area? I appreciate it!!

2006-11-24 03:54:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

When I was in a relationship, it seems like i took care of myself better, its just not a home anymore when you are single.

2006-11-24 03:54:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Ok i need help w/ guy problems, yuck, the worst kind. OK, there's a guy i like and i'm really confused. Half the time i absolutely 100% know he likes me but i can't make a move b/c i'm scared out of my mind. the other half of the time i'm like 80% sure he doesn't like me like that and it's all one big game he's playing... so can you help me plz? Does he like me or not? We flirt all the time and i'm the only girl he flirts with, but sometimes he sends out signals that he's just teasing and he doesn't like me...... ??????? thanks!

2006-11-24 03:54:28 · 11 answers · asked by Vicky S 2 in Singles & Dating

My partner is working late and I said I would wait for him to get home. Any ideas? Nothing to heavy.

2006-11-24 03:54:26 · 19 answers · asked by sara y 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

i got ip banned for multiple posting and i think its unfair how can i get unbanned?

2006-11-24 03:54:17 · 1 answers · asked by samstinksya 1 in Video & Online Games

If you have, then you shall be selected for the BIG KNOB! CHALLENGE...coming soon to a computer near you!

2006-11-24 03:54:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

2006-11-24 03:54:08 · 7 answers · asked by redrocker68 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Okay so theres this guy I really like and I sit behind him in class. We talk all the time but he only seems to remeber the little things we have in a conversation. Like one time I kept repeately telling him I was going to Six Flags on Saturday and then after I got back I told him how much fun I had and he goes "Doing what?" and I was kind of annoyed that he forgot but he remember the littlest things that I said weeks ago.I heard that it is a sign that guys like you if they remeber the little things, but what I wanna know is is that true?

2006-11-24 03:53:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-24 03:53:49 · 13 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

im female,13 and need to loose a lot of weight without moving from my house :(

am so fat

2006-11-24 03:53:43 · 16 answers · asked by IhteME G 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-24 03:53:38 · 2 answers · asked by wlf_a 3 in Chemistry

does he like me if we sometimes walk to the only class we have together we walk together sometimes...and wen we have free time in that class we mouth stuff back and forth to each other and wen ever i look at him he is either looking at me or turing his head to look at me...does he like me if he does this to me??even if his friends say he dosent?cuz they might be lieing...does he like me??

2006-11-24 03:53:30 · 5 answers · asked by kiss the girl<3 1 in Singles & Dating

Sometimes I 'll dream about meeting a person for the first time,and then about a year later,I'll meet them exactly like I did in my dream.I 'll also dream about going somewhere new,and a few months later I'll be there.I have always found this rather strange,and I was just wondering if it is common.

2006-11-24 03:53:28 · 9 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Psychology

My fiance just found out she was pregnant, but she was supposed to be on the the pill. Its only about 4 weeks along. We are having some relationship problems also, and its really not a good time for a kid, im only 23, and she is 21, and we can barely afford ourselves, much less a kid. Im really scared an upset, she is really calm, I think she might have planned it. So, that freaks me out also and Im really thinking about leaving her. Do you think it is wrong for me to want her to have a medical miscarriage, or early abortion, where you only have to take a pill this early. Plaease tell me your thoughts.

2006-11-24 03:53:24 · 32 answers · asked by Josh F 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Some friends wanna to buy pc or laptops for this xmas my advice to them, is to wait, windows vista final release.

2006-11-24 03:53:11 · 13 answers · asked by Gilberto 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

and make him mess his baggy Mancunian trousers in the process ??

2006-11-24 03:53:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my wife hit her head at work and went to the hospital three days later,doctors performed a catscan,mri, and a angiogram the mri and angiogram were negative but they did find blood on her frontal lobe of her brain where she hit her head.the doctor gave her 1.nimotop...2.dialantin.....3.percocet...her headache has lessened alot,she asked me how long it would take for this too heal and to get back to normal.....any idea?

2006-11-24 03:52:59 · 3 answers · asked by allen o 1 in Medicine

there is no denying that our climate is changing rapidly. I was able to take my jacket off without freezing today, when usually it would start snowing by now. And it's not the first time this year a 'temperature record' had been reached.
How will this affect the plants around us? will we have to fear for our crops and therefore our basis for life? Will we fight over our food soon?

2006-11-24 03:52:59 · 5 answers · asked by Milka 2 in Environment

who would you fight if you could fight anyone? alive or dead.
if you say you wouldnt fight anyone, your not only lying to yourself, your a tosser.

2006-11-24 03:52:56 · 23 answers · asked by ju wanna 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 97 ford taurus. I need to flush the heater core. How do I do this and what does it look like. How do I find the heater core.

2006-11-24 03:52:55 · 0 answers · asked by freakyhazerd 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-11-24 03:52:54 · 9 answers · asked by sandy 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Most people take a real long time on the toilet maybe.. 10 minutes 20 minutes sometimes half an hour. But never me. Ever since i was younger my doodle comes out as soon as i go on the toilet and then i am done.

2006-11-24 03:52:52 · 6 answers · asked by NyCz BlK BoI 1 in Other - Health