A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be
> >her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit
> >down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a
>little
> >discomfort,thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas
> >pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
> >decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't
> >loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a
> >chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog
> >that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
> >voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
>came
> >across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
> >pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder
>and
> >longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit
> >
> >Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
> >later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even
>think
> >about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
> >again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
> >Skippy,
> >get away from her before she poops on you!"
2006-11-24 03:55:14 · 5 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love that joke
2006-11-24 04:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. It is still funny.
2006-11-27 12:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THAST FUNNY
2006-11-24 12:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-24 12:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-24 11:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋