All categories - 24 November 2006

1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...

What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive !

2006-11-24 06:59:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 06:59:49 · 11 answers · asked by gurly gurl 1 in Music

In the Islamic religion i know 5 times a day is important for prayer, but is a person obligated to pray 5 times a day when he is sick or taking medicine? Should he still try to pray if he takes medicine that makes him sleep too much or does he have to make up those missing prayers later or should he still try to get out of bed and pray when he is sick?

2006-11-24 06:59:45 · 9 answers · asked by looking for knowledge 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-24 06:59:42 · 16 answers · asked by preppybandgeek93 1 in Football (American)

2006-11-24 06:59:32 · 16 answers · asked by TFC Godfather 2 in Philosophy

2006-11-24 06:59:32 · 7 answers · asked by angelm102079 1 in Heart Diseases

2006-11-24 06:59:21 · 7 answers · asked by Jimmy Zavala 1 in Music

my roomate tried to tell me that all the guys drink cranberry cran and the women drink long islands. I told him that cran and vodka is a b itch drink. His friends flew into town and drank cran vodkas too. If you drink one around me your going to get cracked on. But is it "OK" up north?

2006-11-24 06:59:16 · 15 answers · asked by aligrespeq 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

this question isnt intended to hurt anyone...but i am curious as to how many of u ladies have smoked (cigarettes, cigars, weed) or drank alcohol while pregnant. How did it make u guys feel(during & after) ? did the fathers agree or disagree? i am not a "smoker" but i do smoke black and milds every now and then...i had one the other day and figured that it shouldnt hurt my baby, as i dont do it very often. i also wanted to know if a very limited amount of alcohol was okay to consume while preggers. thanks for the insight!

2006-11-24 06:59:12 · 9 answers · asked by mzsouthernprincess 3 in Pregnancy

Ok, so I heard this song a long time ago, but I have no clue wat it's called or who sings it..I tried lyric search engines..nothin there. So a woman sings it and it goes:
I love Summer rain, I love sunshine, I love being around u, all of the time, u showed me things that I've never seen b4, small smart things I'm starting to adore, and I adore u, sometimes

2006-11-24 06:59:05 · 3 answers · asked by GucciRush 2 in Music

my baby's father is tryna take away my son. he didnt want to claim him now he wants to take him. and i can't let him because he's deals drugs and i dont want my baby exposed to that kinda stuff. since im only 16 and he's 18, and i take him to court, will the judge give him custody since he's 18 and im underage?

2006-11-24 06:59:03 · 7 answers · asked by sweetiepie 1 in Adolescent

For the last month we have done is fight! I caught him in a big lie. Well then the kicked me out at 1:00am. I had a friend pick me up. I went home the following night. We have been sleeping in seperat rooms.(my choice) Well we were trying to work it out. The last night, We had another huge fight and he locked me out. I had to call the police to get in. I never nag, yell or control him. I truely thought we had a good marriage. One min he is super nice and the next he's playing games. He told me that he wants to fix this mess. But, I just feel it's getting worse. I feel as if I don't have a hubby and I don't have a home. The house is in both our names. But, he knows i will NOT fight with him. It's just easier to say the hell with it and leave untill the next day or untill things cool down. I am so fed up with feeling this way. And I just don't know what to do. I truely love this man. I want to be with him for the next 100 years! But, i cant take this crazyness in my life! HELP!

2006-11-24 06:58:53 · 23 answers · asked by Just me 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Ok I just got marry and I love my husband so much. But I was hurt that on the second week he got a second job. So now I barely see him only to go to sleep. We both work and we are good on our bills his a mechanic so he has to pay this $5,000 tool that he wants to pay off. I know he got the job for a good reason I know he loves me and we talked about it and I told him that I try to understand but it still bothers me and his patient with me but deep down it kills to be home after work by self in our house. Please give me some advise I really need it.

2006-11-24 06:58:51 · 5 answers · asked by nena24 4 in Marriage & Divorce

a friend has told me she was involved with a minister/policeman and he was married infact for 40 year's and she was in love with him and he loved her i told her that i would see what the ppl say's so here it is? but i thought it is wrong?

2006-11-24 06:58:50 · 12 answers · asked by mishoney 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-24 06:58:49 · 7 answers · asked by auras 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Be it physically or verbally...

That's it for me. Goodbye, all.

2006-11-24 06:58:48 · 22 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think i might be having a panic attack, but i am not sure and i dont know what to do. I feel like i am going to die...i am shaking, my heart is racing, and i cant concentrate. I dont think i have ever had a panic attack, but i think those are some symptoms of a panic attack.. I dont know what to do about this! Is there anything i can/should do?

2006-11-24 06:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Jara-Lee♥ 3 in Other - Diseases

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2006-11-24 06:58:35 · 7 answers · asked by dsfsdf f 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My husband is driving me crazy..... all he ever thinks about is the house being clean..... is that a sickness???? every single part of the house has to be spotless!! is that normal???

2006-11-24 06:58:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Would you be able to sue them for emotional distress or recovering funds lost (paying for two households, attorneys fees from the divorce, etc.) that would have been theirs upon the death of both parents in the event the marriage would have lasted? Does anyone know of any cases where this has happened?

2006-11-24 06:58:20 · 7 answers · asked by rock n' roll 1 in Marriage & Divorce

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2006-11-24 06:58:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Advertising & Marketing

I get sleep paralysis at least 4 times a week, and have been experiencing it for the past 4years. It is beginning to concern me because sometimes i find myself "paralyzed" while somehow facing down in my pillow. it feels as im about to suffocate. each time i snap out of it right before the last minute.

anyone have similar experiences?? what causes this, and how do i get rid of it???

2006-11-24 06:58:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

How do you apply mascara the RIGHT way. Every time I apply mascara it comes out clumpy.

2006-11-24 06:57:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

I eat fast. People say you should eat slow to lose weight and blah blah blah but eating slow is too boring, chewing my food a lot is not something I am used to. That's too bad for me, huh?

2006-11-24 06:57:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

i'm going to a concert on dec.5 and well let's just say that the tickets aren't great and i need a camera that can zoom very far or something like that thanks to anyone that helps.

2006-11-24 06:57:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

Ok,hes been confused about this one for awhile.
He believes in a higher being,and that this higher being likes to just screw around with us from time to time.Nothing more,nothing less.
What exactly IS he?

2006-11-24 06:57:36 · 8 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Religion & Spirituality

he buys most of his clothes from Burtons but I can't afford there prices.

I have seen a similar top that he generally wears from a local shop that sells them at prices that I can afford on my wages from my xmas job.

2006-11-24 06:57:35 · 13 answers · asked by sexy_hot_relaxed 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-24 06:57:23 · 1 answers · asked by serena e 1 in Las Vegas