1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...
What about you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive !
2006-11-24 06:59:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's effing hilarious =D
2006-11-24 07:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."
2006-11-24 07:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very stable, a guy on his deathbed smells bread baking and swears 2 himself if its the final element he does hes getting some. So he struggles down the dodgy steps, avoids the dodgy wiring and crawls around the slippy floor. finally he gets to the bread just to be certain a knife extremely omit his head. He seems as much as see his spouse status there and he or she says, " dont even think of approximately it. Theyre for the funeral!!!!
2016-11-26 20:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats true ...both of them would still be alive...but the life then would have been worst then Hell for both of them !!! They are not realising it !! It was too funny and hilarious ! LOL !!
2006-11-24 07:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes. Blessed children, there is heaven of many many stars.
2006-11-24 07:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-24 08:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-11-24 09:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a pretty good one!
2006-11-24 07:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is the fifth time i read this joke in 2 days, please something new and fresh,
2006-11-24 08:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get that well done mate
2006-11-24 07:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋